He’d also like to take Martin’s body, come to think of it, and he’d be very happy with that.

Okay, I think I need to propose. Seriously. We can run off to Massachusetts or Vermont, and then plot the eventual takeover of the CBS studios, and then it will be nothing but slash, slash, slash 24/7 on WaT, and everyone will be as happy as I was when I read this. Because hell yeah, this rocks, and it needs to be put in the Crack!fic Hall of Fame.