Absolutely brillian! I'm laughing like crazy!
Also, I'm in love with dr. Birkenstock, because, yes, he was the reason Danny and Martin ended togheter. I hope they will treat him well at the mental hospital.

“I, uh, re-organized your bookcase,” Martin told him, gesturing at the wall unit, and looking at it, Danny realized he had. “By genre and author,

You know? this made me broke, completely.
Great crack!fic, look forward to some angst from you.