I just can't look at that picture and not think how married they look

I know!

On squee energy, this needs to be proposed to all the governments of the world. Cheap, renewable energy, and I'm sure the benefits to society and the amount of money saved by not having to run, say, nuclear reactors, would compare favorably to the money spent to ensure the continued production of squee-worthy material :>

Only flaw that it was short.

I thought about writing the porn, but if I'd done that I probably would never have finished (I take forever), and I kind of like having the short, intense focus on ferocious! and confused!Rodney, freaking out about Caldwell and pretty girls and the disastrous side effects of John's attractiveness *g*