How do you always do it? You always pick the best words/phrasing ...

John has mid-digital hair on his toes, which doesn't surprise Rodney at all, and the skin over the fine scaffolding of his foot is decorated with a pale, arrowing streak of tan line from his flip-flops.

The hair on his toes .... meep. The fine scaffolding of his foot ... double meep. ♥