I gather that on SG-1 Cooper was well known for not liking teh icky slash. All I can say is, if this is your way of re-inforcing heterosexuality, keep it up, dude! Surely, *surely* they realized what they were doing with the hot John-on-John action, right? I mean, they might as well have written, "Ladies, start your porn" on the screen.

This is a brilliant ficpicspam. Though I do think Rodney caught the Hitchhiker's Guide reference, it just took him a sec.