That's the part that pisses me off to no end.

Seriously, unless there is a black market for books on Anglo-Latin literature or empty straw wrappers, there is nothing in my car worth taking. Oh, well, there was the half-empty bottle of water...

I think I am going to have to appropriate shitwaffle into my vocabulary. It was possibly the first thing to put a smile on my face today.

Shitwaffle.

FTW!