I knew there was a reason

[aesc]

When not taking notes this morning, I was inflicting my incredibly, inexplicably whiny and cranky self on dogeared, siriaeve, and amberlynne. There was no immediate (good) reason for whininess and crankiness, except that I just felt like being petulant and immature and annoying, and I probably deserved to be dragged out into the rain and made to stand there until I shaped up.

But. Clearly I was sensing something in the ether.

My school has presumably been processing summer stipend payments ever since summer stipends were instituted, which has presumably been longer than the three years I've been here. So why, WHY I ASK YOU, can't they get it right? Moreover, why can't payroll understand that "Oh, sorry we messed up your stipend paperwork and you weren't paid on the 31st, but if you can wait two weeks we'll pay you double on the 15th" is not an acceptable solution when you ask them to rectify the problem? WHY WHY WHY??? *breaks down in sobs, throws things* ARGH.

This happened last year, and I had to sacrifice a goat to get the morons in payroll to write me a check so I wouldn't bounce my rent. Fortunately for payroll this year, I had enough money in my account to buy the chocolate and eggs I need to make the brownies that I strongly suspect will be the only redeeming part of a stupid day.

However, this shot makes me happy. Maybe spoilery for SGA 5.01. asd;lkjdf;lkjdf Rodney pwns my ovaries.





Um, yes. aesc WANTS. Wants very very much.

I hereby challenge you to come up with something else redeeming. *retires, grumbling crankily, with chocolate*

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*kidnaps you and Rodney and feeds you both some soup and also very very good brownies*

[siria]

I'm editing the John/Meredith and it's passed the 15,000 word mark? :>

*feeds Rodney some of your brownies and watches him nom contentedly*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I offer you a squishy Grant face.

[rilestar.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeee! The eyes! The little cut on his cheek! THE CLASSIC TORCH-AND-GUN-WRIST-CROSS! *melts*

*smacks your payroll office staff around a bit*

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes, so with you on that picture. But your need is greater than mine today, so:

*sends Rodney your way*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*paints picture for you*

Rodney all sour faced and tired, it has been a long day and his elbow is totally mini jammed, he can feel it, it won't straighten all the way and so his entire arm feels kind of weird. The food in the mess sucked and it was just a very long day.

Then John comes in and slips off Rodney's socks and slides on these warm boot/slipper things that sort of melt him from the toes up and then John slides his hands up Rodney's slowly untensing calves and thighs until he's stroking casually at his groin, letting his thumbs go back and forth from the inner thigh to his slowly waking erection.

The blowjob he gives Rodney is slow, slow, slow and sweet and by the time John sucks him in, careful and wet, Rodney can't even tense in pleasure he's so bone deeply relaxed.

When he comes, it's with a gentle "oh" and John pulls him through it with tongue and gentle fingers rasping against sensitive skin.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

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[mardia.livejournal.com]

That right there is redeeming the day. GUH.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Souuuuup *curls up and sighs*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

:O Industrious Siris!! So much more industrious than aescs.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

GRAAAAANT. I want to take him home and give him my brownies.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

THE CLASSIC TORCH-AND-GUN-WRIST-CROSS! *melts*

Nnnnnnf. He makes it look good. *desires*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Is he all dusty and banged-up? :"> I like him like that.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

*scuffs him up a bit*

*rolls him in the dirt*

*sends him along*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

and by the time John sucks him in, careful and wet, Rodney can't even tense in pleasure he's so bone deeply relaxed.

Nnnnnng. Nnnnnng, yes yes. *feels redeemed*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Yayyyy, now I get to clean him up :>

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

I hereby challenge you to come up with something else redeeming.

The fact that John and Rodney's love is so canon (http://winkingstar.livejournal.com/155734.html)?

♥

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

::has own twinge::

Yes, please, that's very nice.

I do think the money gods are having a time at the moment, as my monthly check from my father's estate got eaten up by my husband's incompetence (he wasn't paying attention to his bank account as was about to bounce a check for....1,000 dollars, which just happens to be the exact amount of my check!) So I have absolutely no budget for the month. I have $200. That's it.

He sweeeeears he'll pay me back. Uh huh. ::growls::

I am so mad I could, I could...shoot lasers out of my eyes.

Can I have a brownie?

Redeeming: John Sheppard is also very handsome, and if you concentrate hard enough, you can have John & Rodney feeding you those brownies in bed, and snarking and being sweet and smoochy. It's very nice.

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Dunno if you've seen this or not, but here, have some truly tasty Hew:

[aurora]

It's not Rodney-related (I think the rest of your flist has that covered :D), but I've been giggling over this little clip for a while now.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

*sends Rodney to speak to the people in payroll*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

asdf';kldf;ljdfjarg *paws weakly at monitor*

*adds him to Christmas, birthday, and graduation present lists* Oh man, he'd be worth two years of slaving over my dissertation. More than.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Colbert FTW! the Comedy Central site is so dangerous for me... I'm sure between the Colbert Report, the Daily Show, SGA, and weepingcock, I've logged enough hours of idleness to have finished my second PhD. Of course, then my life wouldn't be nearly as fun.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would love to see the payroll people tremble before him.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

And he'll be extra-Rodneyish, because not only did they not plan for a totally predictable occurrence, they've made the same mistake before. It's like Xtreme Idiocy!