Or to steal, paraphrase, and jumble up what someone I can't remember once said: religion can make otherwise good people do evil things.

Those old time Christians though, they sure knew how to party.

But as for Grinch, wow, I had no idea that bands of roving facist gays were in fact imposing their will on straight people to marry people of the same gender. How awful! If only Grinch can save us from this fabulous terrible plight!