I bet he read this article (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30475) in The Onion and thought it was real.
For myself, I fully anticipate that very soon, the bands of lesbians who are no doubt roaming Indiana even as we speak, will force me and my roommate to marry. Now, I don't want to get married to my roommate, mostly because I can't contemplate spending the rest of my life with her (because I have a feeling divorce will be outlawed under Teh Gay Regime), so really, that's all I'm afraid of right now.
Those old time Christians though, they sure knew how to party.
Auto-da-fes: not only do burning bodies keep the mosquitoes away.... it's BBQ!
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For myself, I fully anticipate that very soon, the bands of lesbians who are no doubt roaming Indiana even as we speak, will force me and my roommate to marry. Now, I don't want to get married to my roommate, mostly because I can't contemplate spending the rest of my life with her (because I have a feeling divorce will be outlawed under Teh Gay Regime), so really, that's all I'm afraid of right now.
Those old time Christians though, they sure knew how to party.
Auto-da-fes: not only do burning bodies keep the mosquitoes away.... it's BBQ!