Ha ha ha. Yes, beat them with good, conservative, Christian values in your heart and at your knuckles. Starve them if you feel like it, dress them in rags, it's really up to you. You're the parent, it's your right to decide what exactly is required of you as a parent, to ensure a child's welfare. Just, for the love of the sweet baby Jesus, don't let the queers get them.

...priorities? What priorities?