HA HA NO WAY! BECAUSE AT THE CASHDESK YOU WOULD TELL THEM DO NOT BREATHE A WORD OF THIS TO ANOTHER LIVING SOUL AND JOHN AND RODNEY WOULD AGREE FERVENTLY THAT THEY WOULD NOT, NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. AND EVEN WHEN RODNEY SUGGESTS THAT THEY CALL THE HEAD OFFICE JOHN LOOKS AROUND UNEASILY AND SAYS "SHE'S PROBABLY WATCHING US" AND RODNEY SHUDDERINGLY AGREES.
Re: Trial by ordeal, or, The sales associate