And John wears SHORTS in the summer and he's all tanned from driving around with the door open (if, indeed, UPS trucks have doors . . . I have never really answered that to my satisfaction) and he leaves kitty treats with catnip in them for the cat who sits at the window and an assortment of strange toys for Rodney. A pencil from the Supreme Court with a double ended eraser like a gavel. A small Happy Meal poweranger. Two juggling balls. Once, a potato.