And I'm pretty sure he's one of those things you should do, if presented with the opportunity ;)

I would never decline that kind of offer :D

Although, if the opportunity were to arise, by the time I was coherent enough to say yes he'd have lost interest and gone off to look at the butterflys or something.

It could take years for me to get over the shame, and he'd have moved on and married and I would be forced to wallow in self-pity for the rest of my life.

D:

There's some late night melodrama for you.