ohhhh my goodness, Joe

[aesc]

From Joe Mallozzi's blog, courtesy of tx_tart, though she was so overcome she didn't post these :> They are, coincidentally, cropped to avoid character spoilers, though in the second one you do learn how long Mystery Character's hair is. (It was unavoidable! I needed the hand!)

Clearly there is a god, because s/he got the roommate & guests out of the house for the evening.



ETA: Now there are four of them. (All cropped for spoilers.)











I, just... yeah. I'll be over here. Anyone care to join me?

Comments

[tex.livejournal.com]

lkjasdfjkl;sa. Still shaking.

asdfkljkwerj90

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, yes, I am all aquiver.

asdl;kjkjf &c. &c.

[fractalreality.livejournal.com]

I like the fact there are two spoiler characters, because speculation is rife in our house over who said second one is (wont post because, y'know, spoilers!)

But I was distracted by hot!Joe

[aesc.livejournal.com]

But I was distracted by hot!Joe

He is very distracting, isn't he?

[dogeared.livejournal.com]

ASD;FADSLFKASJL;ASKDFHA;SLDFK;ADFLASKFSD

*EXPIRES*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES OH MY GOD he is too perfectly beautiful asdlkjf

[grammarwoman]

OK, I just about need a bib for those pictures. Definitely Droolworthy.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I had very good vegetable pasta that had to go back to the microwave because I needed some time to stare, then some more time to photoshop and post.

Now it's a bit overdone, but eh.

[fleurrochard]

OMG, HOW IS THAT MAN SO PRETTY AND HOT.

(The intent look in the first picture!
His hands in the second!
And, OMG, with the umbrella and his coffee and all SMILING and his NECK - *FLAIL*)

[fleurrochard]

And I didn't see the fourth pictures? Why didn't I see the fourth picture? it's very seeworthy! His look! His frown! His HAIR (my god, his hair)!
*flails some more*

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

You know what, I'm just going to say it, that last pic, I swear I would do things to and for him and let him do things to me that may still be illegal in some states.

He churns my butter, butters my muffin, makes my blood flow and generally makes my panties combust.

There, I said it.*smile*

Oh and I'm also convinced he and JM are trying to kill us all.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I swear I would do things to and for him and let him do things to me that may still be illegal in some states.

Oh my God, yes. He makes me want to do things I'd never admit to, oh, anyone, because it could get me in trouble.

Oh and I'm also convinced he and JM are trying to kill us all.

The way my heart has been going these past few months, I'm very sure of it. asdlkjf.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

lasadjsakdjlafjdsadf.

adjsajdlaisailfjskdfja.

I am all overcome :>

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I am all overcome :>

Completely and totally undone, yes! asdlkjfohmygod

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

One of the things I love about these is that in a few you can see a few grey hairs in the midst of all the fabulous softness.

I may be spending hours examining his posture carefully, studying the long line of his torso.

And I have had a kink for men in expensive well-cut jackets paired with perfectly fit jeans for some time now, so to see Joe in them...

[aesc.livejournal.com]

One of the things I love about these is that in a few you can see a few grey hairs in the midst of all the fabulous softness.

yis yis! One of the great many things

I could stare at these all night, or at least, until the roommate & guests get home. And I may not stop even then.

[summertea.livejournal.com]

ghg;lkjasdf

a;alksdhg;lkj;lakjasfd

i.

i think i broke something.

omg.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

i.

i think i broke something.

I can no longer feel my extremities. asdlkjfohgodyin

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

OH OH it is the one with the umbrella that undoes me. Oh joe. And what is that tiny red person in the background?!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

And what is that tiny red person in the background?!

I love how they're so ridiculously bundled up.

(How cold *is* it there?! You can barely see that person's face. Clearly she [for the purposes of argument, it's a she] needs to take her parka off and go share Joe's. I mean, I know that's what I'd do.)

[let-fate-decide.livejournal.com]

*high-pitched-squeal-thing* ASLKDFJ.

JOE FLAN, YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF GORGEOUS/SEXY/ADORABLE.

You should see the stupid grin on my face. For serious. God, this show and it's actors are amazing. I just. a;lskdjf NO WORDS. NONE.

*happily watches The Game* asd;fjalsjdf. *flails some more*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

You should see the stupid grin on my face.

I KNOW. He has somehow singlehandedly reduced me to a twelve-year-old girl experiencing her first crush. I am all kinds of stupid and sloppy now, and will probably start drawing hearts with HF & JF in the centers.

*woe*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I...I...have no words. Because I am ded. *THUD*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I died many times last night. I anticipate a few more journeys to the underworld today.

*imagines fangirls lined up at the banks of the river Styx, with JOE FLANIGAN listed as cause of death*

[lilithilien.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooooooooh! Pretty Joe!

And I had to look at JM's blog to see the spoilers. Look's like Hewlett's grown his hair out a bit. A different look for him, and he's the lip-liner's a bit thick, but it's nice to see McShep in such a romantic setting.

*is in denial*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

A different look for him, and he's the lip-liner's a bit thick, but it's nice to see McShep in such a romantic setting.

*sporfle* I am somewhat sleepy this morning (wretchedly hot night = wretchedly hot bedroom, blargh), so I was reading and thought "Huh. Rogaine? Hair extensions? Well, we all make the mistake of putting on... Oh, wait."

[mardia.livejournal.com]

DAMN. Just...damn. DAMN.

And I think the third one's my favorite, something about the smile, and the trench, and the umbrella (which I find utterly charming) just...yeah.

For the love of God, can we get to cloning this man already for the good of all fangirls everywhere?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

For the love of God, can we get to cloning this man already for the good of all fangirls everywhere?

Whoever manages it deserves the Nobel, knighthood, and being sainted. Because YES THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT WE NEED.

and the umbrella (which I find utterly charming)

Eee! Umbrella!

[siria]

Oh my jesus god. I left this to load while I went to make tea, and came back and saw and akjhgjkhrgr oh my holy hell I actually fumbled my cup and almost scalded myself with a large quantity of breakfast tea. Oh my god, oh my god. This man is bad for my blood pressure.

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

If I hadn't been in bed at the time I'm fairly sure I would have dropped my laptop. Something about him just fuses nerve endings and destroys co-ordination.
And damn you for mentioning tea because I REALLY want a cup but we have no milk. I suppose I could make rooibos, but its breakfast time! I need breakfast tea!

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

*gurgles incoherently*
I.. just... oh god.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes oh my god. *flails*

[xenachan.livejournal.com]

I've just seen them...

O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's so HOT IN JACKET !!!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Just farrr too delicious, yes!

[madeline871.livejournal.com]

In the second one where you can just see his profile! There's neck porn, and there's leaning back... LEANING BACK WITH THE LEAN! *dies*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

There's neck porn, and there's leaning back... LEANING BACK WITH THE LEAN!

And the hands! It has everything, really. One-stop shopping for instant fangirl death.

[mrsdtaylor.livejournal.com]

OH LOOK HE GETS MORE ATTRACTIVE EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

Typical.

I know that first season DVD has to be mine, I just... moneeeey. *Whimpers*

HEE. Umbrella.

x xx

[aesc.livejournal.com]

OH LOOK HE GETS MORE ATTRACTIVE EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

I don't know how it's possible, but he does! asdlkjf

(oh, and if you would like, email me and I shall tell you how to go about getting S1, if you want to give it a go before committing to it)

[slian-martreb.livejournal.com]

*meep*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[tharaist.livejournal.com]

*stares*

Wow!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I knowwwwww!

I have had a couple days to get used to them, and still I am helpless.

[pollitt.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

I have these pics on my ipod because... yeah.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I have these pics on my ipod because... yeah.

Yes. Very good for when you need to look and you're not near your computer.

mmmph.

[hellpenguin.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE JACKET! it's made of awesome.

he is too sexy for words.

JOE, WHY MUST YOU BE MARRIED/FAMOUS/A FATHER/SEXY?!