I have an image in my head of him with a notebook brainstorming ways to make fangirls go crazy. See through shirts, glasses, unbuttoned collars.... he really is hitting all the big buttons.

And doubtless Joe Mallozzi's in on it too. (Either that or his mancrush on the Flan is the greatest in the history of humanity.) It's a massive conspiracy, for which I am deeply and perversely grateful.