aesc: (mmm nice [sheppard])
aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2007-10-03 10:28 pm

.picspam: The John & Rodney Handbook

Yay! Picspam!

.spoilers: there are a couple clips from 4.04 "Doppelganger," but they really aren't spoilery--I've cropped them to get rid of anything that might be considered as such :>

The John & Rodney Handbook
Hands. Yes.



Whenever Rodney goes into full lecture mode, whether he's telling a story or explaining reality to his idiotic audience, he gestures. His hands punctuate, dismiss, describe, emphasize, give form and space to his words, translate his equations into simplicity for Elizabeth, complete distraction for John.





In the beginning, he'd thought the gesturing was another manifestation of Rodney's unending neuroses and hyperactivity. But then he'd started paying attention, because he'd realized Rodney's hands could predict how close they'd come to dying, and now John Sheppard figures he's screwed.

Sometimes when he lies in bed, he remembers Rodney's hands and fingers as they paint numbers in the air, and other times he imagines him in full flight, caught up and thrilled to be brilliant when everyone else is looking.







(It's hot even in alternate universes. He can understand why Carter included the glasses in her report.)







Lately, though, it's gotten so bad he starts thinking about Rodney at work, examining strange pieces of technology or hunting through wires and crystals to patch things back together.





Being telepathic or being smart with his computer... at this point, it's kind of the same thing.



And then, to his horror, John realizes he's starting to gesture too. Of course, he's pretty good with his own hands, if he does say so himself.

He can hold a gun.





Hold other things, like model planes and chess pieces.









Lots of different kinds of guns. And explosives.



And Rodney, when he needs saving.



He's not really the gesturing type, John's always thought. Mostly he rubs his chin when he's thinking or watching Rodney work (or watching Rodney's ass), but really that's about it.



So he'd never been much with the gesturing before. Until now.

Seriously! Gesturing!







After they get back from Nola and Baden's wedding (which, wow, who saw that coming?) Rodney follows John back to his quarters and backs him up against the wall. His hands don't flicker and dart like they always do, but they settle warm and firm on John's shoulders.

"When we were telling Elizabeth about the game," Rodney says, "you totally stole my move."

"Your move?" John asks. Rodney's thumbs make loops in the indent above his collar bones.

"My move." Rodney's staring at his mouth. "With the hands."

"Oh," John says, "with the hands", before Rodney's fingers shape themselves to the contours of John's face, before Rodney kisses him.


.eta: with a few more in comments, which I couldn't work into the picspam proper for one reason or other. But there is one with Rodney's lovely smile that I adore to no end :>

.eta2: And oh yes, the idea for the picspam came from a Washington Post article reporting on the relationship between gestures and mathiness, and speculations on a five-year-old Rodney gesturing his way through calculus.

.eta3: snippet for [livejournal.com profile] sloganeer, in which Rodney learns to appreciate John's hands a bit.

.eta4: And you MUST read [livejournal.com profile] sloganeer's completely awesome response.

[identity profile] sloganeer.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
And how about the way that man peels an orange? Such a shame Rodney can't appreciate those hands properly.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Such a shame Rodney can't appreciate those hands properly.

Most of the time when Rodney notices John's hands it's because John's holding a P90 and standing between Rodney and certain death. Or when Sheppard's touching things he should not be touching, like dormant Ancient technology or slimy, corseted Pegasus natives (Rodney is Dictator-for-Life of Get Rid Of Slimy Space bimboS and Sheppard is his occasionally backsliding First Tiger). Or when Sheppard thwaps him upside the head or helps him across the sea floor or grabs him by his tac vest or catches Rodney when he falls.

Although Rodney was mostly unconscious for that last one.

One day they're lazing about at breakfast and Rodney really doesn't have anything to distract him except... Sheppard is peeling an orange. An orange and Rodney turns to say something to him about citrus as the devil's work when he sees Sheppard's fingers dig into the rind of the fruit (soft, liquid give of pulp under the pressure) and tear it off. Sheppard neatly quarters the orange, takes a bite, looks at Rodney over the cup of his palm and smiles.

:)

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[identity profile] toft-froggy.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, lovely lovely, and such pretty caps. That last one is priceless, Rodney looks so *yearning*...

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
That last one is priceless, Rodney looks so *yearning*...

John's hands and possibility :)

[identity profile] lilyfarfalla.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. I'll all hot and flustered from the hands.

John, why do you stick your hand into your armpit sometimes? WHY IS IT HOT? Is it because otherwise you'll gesture just like Rodney, or because you'll grab Rodney's hands with yours? That makes sense to me.

So melty!!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Is it because otherwise you'll gesture just like Rodney, or because you'll grab Rodney's hands with yours? That makes sense to me.

Both of these are acceptable to me :D

[identity profile] looking4tarzan.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort*

I've not seen doppleganger (oh but I will, for one KAVAN!) but I can totally tell which ones come from it....and you know


I STILL CAN'T WAIT FOR IT!!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
asdl;kjf IT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME THERE ARE NO WORDS

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[identity profile] xenachan.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aesc, you rock !! ^____^

This was all lovely and cute (and hot because of John hand porn ;) !

Thank you !!! ♥

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! And yay for hand porn!
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[identity profile] aqualegia.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the picspam.... I love watching their hands :)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmph so do I. Very much so :D
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[personal profile] siria 2007-10-04 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I adore you to an excessive degree.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorfles you!*

[identity profile] chebonne.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
*loves you soooooo much*

Yes! Rodney's hands!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
asdlkjf I love his hands :D The first sequence with him explaining things and in his orange fleece was what made me a Rodney McKay girl above all things.

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[identity profile] rissabby.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Beautiful.

[identity profile] rissabby.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly new to the McShep world, and I don't yet know who I should be reading. I love stumbling upon these lovely descriptions and ficlets that help clarify these delightful characters for me.

This is beautiful:
Sometimes when he lies in bed, he remembers Rodney's hands and fingers as they paint numbers in the air, and other times he imagines him in full flight, caught up and thrilled to be brilliant when everyone else is looking.

That's really the best of Rodney. The flip side of his maddening arrogance and careless hurtful verbal attacks. Thank goodness he's mellowing a bit. OH, he's shiny!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! I've always thought "brilliant" is a nice word for Rodney... because he is, you know :D

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
A pretty picspam and a cute ficlet all in one post - Two great tastes that go great together.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ Thank you so much! Yay for words and pictures!
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[personal profile] semielliptical 2007-10-04 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So many pretty pictures!! And with a story, too. **loves**

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
EEe! Thank you so much!

[identity profile] rinsbane.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, hands. They transcend all fandoms. But I gotta admit that here? Not just hands, but hands. Lean, narrow hands, blunt, strong hands, HANDS!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The two of them have (among their other asdlkjf-inducing attributes) very nice hands. Rodney's gesturing is so much fun to watch, how animated he is and interested in what he's saying, no matter how ridiculous it is. And mmmph John can hold a gun. And other things :D

[identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! You are so fabulous. I love this!

Rodney gesturing is totally, utterly hot. And mesmerizing. But when John does it, for some reason I find it adorable. Not as porny as when Rodney does it. Curious. I think I get a sense of 'if Rodney can do it I can do it too' from him.

I think I must ponder this phenomenon some more.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Meep! Thank you!

But when John does it, for some reason I find it adorable. Not as porny as when Rodney does it. Curious. I think I get a sense of 'if Rodney can do it I can do it too' from him.

I think that must be it! Clearly they are a married couple starting to pick up each other's habits (they're already finishing each other's thoughts *g*)... although Rodney will probably have to give John lessons in effective gesturing.
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[identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeee! *happy*

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for happy! \o/

[identity profile] mercury973.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy hand porn!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
victory arms for it! \o/

[identity profile] devildoll.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm...daily allotment of hand!porn = filled!

This was awesome.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! It is FDA-approved :)

Thank you!

[identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always had a 'thing' for hands. This is the best kind of porn and love story all wrapped up in one *happy sigh*

Re: Thank you!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you so much! Yay for hand porn! Especially John and Rodney hand porn :)
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[personal profile] aurora 2007-10-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*draws hearts around them and you and this post*

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuffles you!*

[identity profile] peapods42.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Love picspams with stories. More please.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I tend to do picspams when I'm cranky, so the next time I have an annoying day, I may do one :D

[identity profile] viggofest.livejournal.com 2007-10-05 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Aside from your awesome picspam (which totally reminds me of those photonovels from the 70s and the way they'd "novelize" movies), can we focus on the "Tao" photo of Rodney on John's bed and realize that John has a basketweave blanket (or gingham sheets?)? How un-military! :-)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
John has a basketweave blanket (or gingham sheets?)? How un-military! :-)

And shiny curtains :D

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-10-05 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So cool! Thanks.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-10-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Yay boys!

[identity profile] slian-martreb.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
This is my favoritest thing EVER.

[identity profile] trixxanna.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
All that I can say is LOVE! You, this, Calvin, Hobbes, Rodney, John, hands.

[identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, that's so lovely. :D!

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