Also, perhaps something needs to be done with it :D

*bats eyelashes at you and Cate and Jenn* You are so good at the writings, I know you three could do something with it :>

And John would buy a romance novel for Rodney's birthday.

John would so buy this romance novel for him:



And then find a way to, like, stick his head on the top of it (look at the, uh, shadow cast on his stomach to see why that amuses me so much)