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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2007-11-21 02:59 pm

.ficsnippet 2: self-indulgent medieval AU, aka viking!John

The life, she is back to some semblance of calm after two days of great peril and upset, and I shall be giving thanks for that tomorrow. In the meantime, [livejournal.com profile] dogeared and I are in complete agreement we should not have been made to work today, and I was telling her how something I'm working on for a paper is so much more interesting when thought about in terms of Rodney and John.

So I present you with an AU snippet, to be filed under "self-indulgent." Also "procrastination."


The wind whistling down the cloister usually irritates Rodney, because it blows parchment around and makes him lose his place in his copying or calculations, and even worse, gives him terrible colds even in the summer. Right now, it’s picked up some of Byrhtnoth’s idiot poetry and is swirling it down the stone walk, which Byrhtnoth would usually fume about, but Byrhtnoth is dead, lying there with his habit drenched in blood and ink.

They’ve gone through almost everything by now, the screams and shouts dying down. Rodney can smell smoke from the wooden outbuildings, even burnt stone.

“Please don’t kill me,” Rodney whispers, clutching his copies of Bede and his own work to his chest, as though it’s going to protect him from the spear and sword pointed at him. He’d seen the raiders take the jeweled paten, chalice, and the gold-decorated psalter and gospels from the treasury, but they aren’t going to be terribly interested in what he has, worn and with no decorations at all.

They won’t be interested in him, because he’s worn and undecorated, and fortunately he isn’t a woman – he’s heard stories – but the raider who’d stopped him while he’d been frantically packing up his books (and where would he have run to, anyway?) is looking at him like he is, is interesting, or like he’s trying to figure out the most interesting way to kill him.

It occurs to him he should probably pray, but that didn’t help Byrhtnoth, or Odda, or Abbot Wulfsige, and Rodney’s never been the model of piety Wulfsige had always wanted.

The raider’s still standing there staring at him, eyes shadowed by his helmet. Rodney tightens his grip on his books.

“If I don’t kill you, what the hell am I going to do with you?” the raider asks in horrifically accented English.

“Oh, I don’t know... let me go, maybe?” Rodney snaps. He should probably sound a bit more subservient, but really, when has that done anything for anyone? Ever since the raids started a few years ago, Aethelred’s yearly tributes haven’t done much – or, really, anything – to convince the Danes to stop. And why bother? Rodney draws a breath to keep from ranting about that, too. “Seriously, I’m a monk. What am I going to do, find a sword and kill you? Run barefoot across the fen to raise an army? I could maybe beat you to death with this,” he nods at the book in his arms, “but seeing as you have a spear, I don’t think it’s all that likely.”

The raider shrugs shoulders weighed down by a bear-fur collared cloak.

“I could take you with me,” he says after a moment.

“Why?” Rodney snaps. “Do you honestly think you could get a ransom for me?”

The raider shrugs again and grins, false and more than a bit menacing behind a screen of dark, grey-peppered beard. “Could I?”

“Maybe,” Rodney snaps. “How the hell should I know? If this benighted nation knew what was good for it, they’d pay you anything to get me back.” He thinks, briefly, of Wulfsige’s complaints about his recalcitrance, the impossibility of waking him up for matins or keeping his mind from wandering back to his books while reciting the offices, and doesn’t mention this.

“Really.”

“Yes, really.”

The raider manages to slouch underneath his armor, and yet Rodney knows if he even twitches to run down the cloister walk, he’ll end up like Byrhtnoth and the others. Strangely, despite all the saints’ lives he’s ever read, Rodney’s never found martyrdom appealing.

“I’m short on men, ever since Spear-Thorkell fell overboard, the idiot,” the raider says slowly, eyeing Rodney in a way Rodney really doesn’t like. “And you don’t look completely useless.”

Rodney doesn’t quite know whether to make himself look small and weak, or as capable as possible. Small and weak might get him killed, but capable might end in something that would make him want to have been killed in the relative comfort of his monastery. His habit doesn’t do much to hide his shoulders, the legacy of a youth spent working the monastery’s fields for the grain it can’t get from local tithes. He straightens, though his work-bent spine protests it.

“I’m taking you with me,” the raider says at last. The spear doesn’t waver, and neither does the sword. “You’ll work for your passage across the sea and then maybe, if you aren’t too annoying or too useless, I’ll keep you on or let you go.”

“Sounds good,” Rodney says weakly. He hopes for the second option; Hrothney has a sister house in northern Gaul, so he could go there. And the continent... more libraries, more books, fewer clouds so he could stay up to watch the stars and improve his calculations.

“You look far too happy for a man being taken hostage,” the raider says skeptically. He gestures with his spearpoint to indicate Rodney should precede him out. Rodney tries to wipe the smile from his face and hustles down the stone walk.

He tries not to shiver once they’re out the gate; he hasn’t set foot outside Hrothney for two years, not since the disastrous visit to Winchester – his last visit, Wulfsige, vibrating with unmonk-like fury, had assured him – and more than that, the fearsome longship is floating at anchor, its swan-like neck cresting into a dragon’s head. He’s heard stories about these ships, and read the chronicles, where their appearance always heralds disaster, and stories brought by Ingwine and Cynefrith, traders who had been visiting Wulfsige while the vikings had been busy burning their town.

“Keep moving,” the raider snarls, and Rodney keeps moving. They’re close enough now to see movement on the ship, other warriors with more weapons and all the treasure they’ve taken from Hrothney and wherever else they’ve been lately. He’s not even on the boat and already he feels sick.

“If you puke, it had damn well better not be on my ship.” The raider prods him up the gangway and into a chaos of hugely sweating men, couched oars and tied-off rigging. A tide of Danish submerges him, and Rodney can pick out the occasional word, a lot of cursing, a truly gigantic man asking Rodney’s captor if they’re trading in pasty-faced scholars now, and Rodney draws himself up in indignation before he remembers that he is a pasty-faced scholar and also is half this man’s size, and already in a great deal of trouble.

The raider smirks at him and hustles him forward. Rodney almost trips over a badly-stowed bag; the silver and emerald paten, one of the abbey's most treasured possessions, glints up at him from the wrapping of Wulfsige’s chausible. He swallows thickly, not sure whether it’s bile or tears he’s keeping back.

“What’s your name, brother?” the raider asks once he’s made sure Rodney is as uncomfortable as possible, crammed into the bow of the ship.

“Meredith of Hrothney,” Rodney says automatically, though he hates the name, but it’s how he’s been forced to sign all his correspondence and the few texts Wulfsige has let him send out into the wider world. “You can call me Rodney, though.”

“Well, Meredith of Hrothney,” the raider says, pulling off his helmet, “you can call me John.”


I have, perhaps, thought more about this than the actual paper. *sigh*
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[personal profile] siria 2007-11-21 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS MAKES ME BEAM SO BIG. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ♥

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ \o/ yay!!!! I love self-indulgence :D

(And speaking of which, I do have hoodie almost done to send back to you!)

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[identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, you already know that this is Jenn kryptonite. :"> Worn and undecorated and, of course, brilliant Rodney, who just wants to experience the wider world, and slouchy, greying John, who just might give it to him, asdflasdkfajsdf;asldfs.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorfles you!!!* Rodney really would make a terrible monk--I think he probably does it because that's really the only way to learn what he wants to learn (and even then...) Thank goodness for John :D :D
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[personal profile] fleurrochard 2007-11-21 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ \o/ \o/

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You should be self-indulgent ALL THE TIME if this is the sort of delicious crack that results. :D

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh. Thank you! If I was this self-indulgent all the time, though, nothing would be done :D
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[personal profile] aurora 2007-11-21 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEE!! :D

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[identity profile] krisdia.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a big fan of your procrastination techniques *g*

Rodney who wants to learn and see the world. Viking John who's all intrigued. Wheeee!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! This is like, my research meets a Harlequin novel :D
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[personal profile] grammarwoman 2007-11-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, anything more you want to give us in this AU would be AWESOME CAKES with AWESOME SPRINKLES ON TOP.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Eee! Thank you! There are a few ideas that need some proper fermentation and organization, so we shall see :D :D
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[identity profile] the-oscar-cat.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO ROUND THE YORVIK MUSEUM (again).

*re-lives childhood*

*now with added john sheppard!beard*

(sorry to hear life has been not!calm. *hug*)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I loved the Yorvik Museum when I visited a few years ago. Even the stench :D :D

(sorry to hear life has been not!calm. *hug*)

asdlkjf it was one of those things where someone introduces an abrupt left turn into life, and it was looking very unpleasant for a couple days, but things are much calmer now, and the unpleasantness has been avoided. At least temporarily :D
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[identity profile] ainsley.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Medieval, AND it reminds me of The Princess Bride? Does it get much better than that? I think not.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh. I've occasionally contemplated a Princess Bride-type AU, because really, John totally = Dread Pirate John, and Rodney would make an awesome, although infinitely more resourceful, Buttercup.

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[identity profile] madeline871.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney draws himself up in indignation before he remembers that he is a pasty-faced scholar

Oh Rodney! You'll always be that pasty faced scholar, but it never keeps John from scooping you up and taking you for his very own.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
but it never keeps John from scooping you up and taking you for his very own.

Which gives me hope for pasty-faced scholars everywhere *raises hand*

[identity profile] slian-martreb.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, may we have some more?

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so! I am going to try to actually write the thing before posting anymore... for some reason, posting WIPs has begun to annoy me :D

[identity profile] insight2.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
usually i would stop myself from making incoherent noises but: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The raider shrugs again and grins, false and more than a bit menacing behind a screen of dark, grey-peppered beard.

*faints*

“Maybe,” Rodney snaps. “How the hell should I know? If this benighted nation knew what was good for it, they’d pay you anything to get me back.”

Also, Rodney is so adorable, worth his weight in gold, that one :DD

Will it be continued??

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*faints*

John/Joe's grey hair has been a source of happiness (http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/aesc36/picspam/1451600163_b1512a8fcc.jpg) for me lately.

Also, Rodney is so adorable, worth his weight in gold, that one :DD

He is! *loves him*

Will it be continued??

Yis, I think so! I have lots of ideas, but they need to be put into some kind of coherence... Also, I realized I need to find out a bit more about late tenth-century Byzantium, as all my knowledge is more or less on the exact opposite side of Europe :D

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[identity profile] nadezhda13.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! On behalf of all history geeks. thanks for the AU...

Um, yer gonna keep going, right?

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much! As for keeping going, I believe so! There are ideas, they just need writing :)

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[identity profile] raiining.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so wonderful and OH CAN I HAVE MORE PLEASE?!


(and if not, sorry for shouting: but this makes me happy. Rodney was spot on, and I want to know where Teyla is and why Ronon is there and whats going on and whats gonna happen next)

Awesome story.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! And yes, there shall be more! I'm going to see if I can't get either all or an appreciable part of it finished before I post anything else :D

I want to know where Teyla is and why Ronon is there

I know why Ronon's there, but I still need to figure out Teyla :D :D

[identity profile] 10pmpacifictime.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! Old English Meredith. With the psalter and the hymnal. And the poor abbot and monks. From the Norsemen protect us indeed!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Old English Meredith.

Yis! Come to think of it, he is probably of Welsh descent, with a name like Meredith, but was either born or spent a good part of his early childhood in England, at Hrothney (actual place name, I swears).

I've thought about this entirely too much, as you may be able to tell.

[identity profile] le-mot-mo.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* Only you. *shakes head*

I love it. The atmosphere, the characterisation... everything really. More would be very very good. :o)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*huggles you!*

There will definitely be more, I think, as soon as I can get things into a proper order :D

!!!!

[identity profile] solvent90.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...!!!!! This is joy.

Re: !!!!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Thank you so much!!!

[identity profile] mrkinch.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Yes! Ahahahaha, this is great! I love it when you put all your fabulous knowledge to the service of fanfiction.*dances*

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh... it has to come in useful some time outside of class :D :D

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[identity profile] winkingstar.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So many giggles while reading this! It's brilliant! This is totally one of their past lives. *nods* Meredith of Hrothney and viking!John, so awesome and yet still so totally boys. ♥

how something I'm working on for a paper is so much more interesting when thought about in terms of Rodney and John

EVERYTHING is more interesting in the context of McShep! They help me out all the time. :D (Well, I suppose "help" isn't the right word, seeing as they're really more of a distraction.... But it helps keep the boredom at bay!)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-21 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
EVERYTHING is more interesting in the context of McShep!

This is very true. *wonders if she can convince her professor of this, and turn in fanfic instead*

[identity profile] lilyfarfalla.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Rodney, excited about new places to learn, new ways to discover, and yet so upset about the end of his current life, about what's happened to all of the people he knew there. (I can't even deal with the idea of John as viking at the moment. I need some brain cells for pie-baking.)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
PIE. :D

Thank you so much! John will be a courteous viking now and try not to destroy the brain cells devoted to pie.

[identity profile] stillwaters11.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
*orgasms*
John/Rodney/Historical AU is the magic combination for me.
:D
More?

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
yis yis! :D I am pounding some out right now :)
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[identity profile] aphelant.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I love Vikings. And I love you. &heart;

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yay Vikings!!! \o/

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
*claps gleefully* More more more!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
There shall be! I YMed out a lot more with [livejournal.com profile] dogeared tonight, but it's all fragmentary and stuff still :D

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[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
*dies*

I have, weirdly, been on an ancient and medieval history kick the last few weeks and this is just...kind of eerily *exactly* what I wanted to be reading right now!

Meredith of Hrothney

Oh, Rodney.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
this is just...kind of eerily *exactly* what I wanted to be reading right now!

*has been in your brain*

[identity profile] girly-curl-3.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Eee, pasty-faced scholar! And I think I already know how Rodney's going to earn his passage...

Next time you're feeling indulgent and old-tymey AUish, how about a little Windsor Castle? (http://girly-curl-3.livejournal.com/144552.html)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I just love Fendersmith!Rodney and Flagman!John... "And later they have a bit of a tumble" never fails to crack me up :D :D

Sadly, I know very, very little about Regency-era stuffs, except what I've read in Austen novels :D

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