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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2007-11-27 12:28 am

.ficlet: SPROING II - McKay/Sheppard

Just a little follow-up to SPROING, in which there is an apology. Sort of, in a way.


John thinks he's gotten lucky and will escape from Rodney's encounter with rus wine without barf or other excretions. He's gotten Rodney dressed, on two feet, and out of the tent without anything worse than soft, fervent cursing.. but then, oh, then, Ronon comes up and offers Rodney a bottle with the stuff sloshing in it.

And then: splat.

"My boots," whimpers John.

"Hair of the dog," says Ronon.

Actually, what he says is "Scale of the agrop," but the sentiment, John reflects, is probably the same.


Twelve very long hours later, John's staggering to bed. His head throbs like he's the one who ignored sensible advice and drank to excess, and it's a study in near disaster as he walks out of his clothes and into a clean t-shirt and boxers. Rodney's already in bed, still a little pale and with a line in his forehead that speaks to a lingering headache of his own, but still with his attention riveted on a physics journal.

He crawls into bed next to Rodney and settles low on his pillow, very ostentatiously sighing and stretching and making noises suggestive of Rodney turning off his bedside light right now. Rodney heaves a put-upon sigh, like he's the one who's had to put up with assish behavior all day and having to clean puke off his field boots. And he's on the point of saying this, because really, Rodney has it coming and John fucking deserves sainthood for the scalp-mauling and sproinging and having his reward be dealing with Rodney's hangover, but when he opens his mouth to explain these things to Rodney, Rodney puts his journal on his bedside table and sits there quietly for a few seconds.

John has the feeling Rodney's about to say something--maybe, miracle of miracles, an apology--but after that hesitation Rodney only reaches out and his hand slides over John's shoulder, cupping his neck like asking permission.

Sometimes John really, really hates Rodney.

And the only way to express the burning depth of his hatred is to lean closer and say okay, and let Rodney's fingers walk up through his hair, slow and careful and clean.

Rodney knows what this does to him, the pads of his fingers rubbing, the lightest, occasional scratch of his nails along the eccentric path of John's hair, his cowlicks, his left temple where John had found a few grey hairs last week. (They stay there, for a moment, fascinated, before moving again.) He's persuading the headache and irritation out of John, who tries to hold onto it tooth and claw, but he's no match and he knows it, and there's nothing to do but ooze down Rodney's torso, Rodney who is warm and somnolent and maybe a little contrite, and rest his head on Rodney's stomach.

If he sighs happily it's definitely not accepting Rodney's apology, no not at all, especially when one of the last things he knows before drifting into reluctant sleep is Rodney pressing teasingly, gently down on his cowlicks and then a whispered sproing.

--
re: "Scale of the agrop." I like to think that an agrop is the Satedan equivalent of a chicken, except that it is poisonous.

[identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! ajsdhflasjhdfklahsdfahhsdlfasfd *tacklesnorflesyou* asjdhfl

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeeeep! *is tacklesnorfled!!*
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[identity profile] stillane.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Poisonous. Chicken. Heh.

The adorability of the rest of it makes me smishy with happiness. But. Poisonous chicken. I kind of want one.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Poisonous chicken. I kind of want one.

In these classical and medieval texts that are collections of the awesome things you could supposedly find out in India and Africa, there is mention of chickens that can induce spontaneous combustion in anyone who touches them.

Seriously. MAGICAL CHICKENS WHO MAKE PEOPLE BURST INTO FLAMES.

I cannot make this stuff up.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Boyyys :)

[identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
NOW I LOVE THIS ONE EVEN MORE!!! And the whispered "sproing" is just perfect.

::wants head rubbed and hubby is all asleep::

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeee! *snorfles on your head*
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BWA! *flails*

[identity profile] krysalys.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-hahahahahahaaaa!!!
Awesomecakes.
HEE!
-----}-@

Re: BWA! *flails*

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!!! :D

[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh the whole thing is sweet but that sproing right at the end was just awwwww

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Rodney is contrite, not really... he just likes the sproing too much to be sorry :D
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[identity profile] ainsley.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Normally I'm a John girl, but that Rodney there, the one at the end, especially with the whispered sproing? LOVE.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh. Sproing :)
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[personal profile] siria 2007-11-27 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, boys.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Boyyyyys! *smooshes them*

[identity profile] sloganeer.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Leaning and cuddling and curling and petting--the more you make them touch, the less I'm able to say.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeee! Oh, thank you! I love really simple, just-because touching, even more than let's-get-to-the-sex touching, I think. Mostly because if I'm writing it, it lets me off the hook for having to come up with something else to say :D
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[personal profile] jb_slasher 2007-11-27 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, that is just so sweet. I feel all warm and fuzzy now (and it's not just because of the coffee or the sweater :D).

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Boys always help with the warm and the fuzzy!
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[identity profile] wildestranger.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
and then a whispered sproing

Endless hilarity. :)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh... I could picture Rodney just petting, petting, waiting for his opportunity, and then when he's pretty sure John is safely asleep... sproing.

[identity profile] danakszoul.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say squee enough. *points to icon* You hit my button. And the whispered sproing is love. Also, poisonous chickens for the win.

=^_^=
Anneko

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I love me some hair touching too. Such good stuff :)

[identity profile] acari.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
You had me at splat, but the last whispered sproing sealed the deal. Awwww.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ Thank you!

[identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Heee! God, they're so adorable! I can just see John, lower lip sticking out a little, desperately struggling to hold on to his pout while Rodney pets his hair so cunningly well. *hearts boys*

Just, one thing:

"Hair of the dog," says Ronon.

Eh? You guys and your pesky figures of speech. *pouts*

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I can just see John, lower lip sticking out a little, desperately struggling to hold on to his pout while Rodney pets his hair so cunningly well.

Oh, poor John.... doomed to fail :D

You guys and your pesky figures of speech.

:D :D It's short for "The hair of the dog that bit you," and is a reference to an old practice in sympathetic magic, whereby if someone was injured (say, bitten by a dog), the treatment would involve the cause of injury in some way (like binding some hair from the dog responsible over the wound--yis, NASTY!!!). At some point in English, the expression was transferred to treating hangovers by drinking some kind of alcoholic drink the morning after.

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[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I sproing you so much right now. ♥

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sproing sproing sproing!!!

[identity profile] leupagus.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, best hangover cure *ever*. Plus, I am obviously v. caffeine deprived right now because I kept looking at "scale of the agrop" and thinking, "scale? Is it being measured? How is that like a hair? I don't understand!" And then, with the addition of some nicely brewed Jamaican Blue Mountain, all became clear!

This was the perfect way to wake up.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor you! Caffeine deprivation should never happen. (Rodney would offer you some more, but he's keeping it for himself.)

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[identity profile] slian-martreb.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Poisonous chicken is hilarious.

Also: I have no idea of what somnolent, but until I look it up, I really like the sound of it. Thanks for the new word!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

'Somnolent' is a good word... it kind of sounds like what it is (a state of sleepiness), all slow and soft... sommmmmnollllennnnnt...

[identity profile] chickwriter.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, boys!!!

::sighs happily::

BTW, I'm adding you to my f'list, seeing as how I love your fic. :)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you so much! :) *loves*

[identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
asdf;asdflasdfkj BOYS! Boys, and He's persuading the headache and irritation out of John, who tries to hold onto it tooth and claw, but he's no match and he knows it, oh oh oh I love them. :">

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorfles youuuu!!* Oh, boys.

Also, also, I put in the grey hairs! Because there can never be enough of them (and also, John is maybe a little scruffy at the end of the day, so maybe Rodney can see that little patch of grey on his chin...)

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[identity profile] ismenetruth.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And the only way to express the burning depth of his hatred is to lean closer and say okay, and let Rodney's fingers walk up through his hair, slow and careful and clean.

Because of course when you're John Sheppard's boyfriend, you apologize in head scritches. This was lovely fun to wake up to. :)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Rodney has already given his one apology for the year over the whole Elizabeth-and-the-nanites thing, so John is just going to have to make do :D

[identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, John, you great big marshmallow, you!

::is happy::

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeee, marshmallow John! I hope he is sprinkled with a bit of powdered sugar :D

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[identity profile] crownglass39.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Only Rodney could get away with apologizing by whispering "sproing"!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I don't know if he feels that apologetic ;)

[identity profile] raiining.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!


They're just - so, so SO! Oh boys.


(sproing) HEE!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SPROING! :D :D

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, what he says is "Scale of the agrop," but the sentiment, John reflects, is probably the same. SO MUCH LOVE :D

Actually, I'm bursting with affection for the whole fic. There's something about Rodney's way of making John forgive him that makes me want to hug the entire world. So sweet!

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there will be absolutely no forgiveness from John! When he wakes up all boneless and relaxed in the morning, and kisses Rodney's belly (his shirt's twisted its way up his body), that is definitely not an "apology accepted." Not at all :D

[identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha. Funny and lovely too. They're so perfect together. I like the idea of poisonous chickens too :-)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2007-11-27 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! And maybe we will learn more of the agrop in the future :)

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