For a minute there in my haze of illness I thought you meant your AU prompt was turkeys + sexy music. ...Wow. That could be uh... Nevermind.

So! Prompts? Rodney inherits a crappy apartment that he has to manage and John is a slacker tenant? Sister Act AU (or in-series hilarity) where one of the boys has to hide out in a nunnery while the other has to run it or break in or something.

I'm jealous that you see turkeys all the time! Where I live all I see is crazy squirrels performing ninja feats and attacking people.