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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2008-02-24 09:00 pm

eh, weird question

Does anyone know if there's a McKay/Sheppard reworking of Notting Hill? The roommate and I were spinning this odd hypothetical world in which all the stars come to our little podunk town to hide out from the paparazzi and drive beat-up pickup trucks. That got me thinking of Notting Hill and how, like so many things in this world, it would be a weirdly appropriate AU for John and Rodney.

I mean, Rodney running a scientific bookstore and worrying about income, and John the super-famous actor and Rodney's celebrity crush wandering in to buy a book on, oh, Poincare's theorem or something, and Radek the crazily-haired roommate, and sex.

Or, you know, John running a weird secondhand book store that's all dusty and has weird stuff like the complete run of National Geographic from 1970-81 and a lot of books on flight, and Rodney the super-famous scientist and John's geeky crush wandering in looking for old scifi to mock, and Ronon the crazily-haired roommate, and sex.

Yeah.

In other news: I spent all last night and most of today feeling cranky and lame and out of sorts. But I found my passport, which has been missing for a year, and also I have had chocolate-espresso cookies and tea. Things may be looking up, at least with respect to chocolate and ability to flee the country.

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh it's been ages since I've watched that movie, but from what I can remember, I can really see it working. But I haven't seen any around.

Although, really, what movie can't - with some patience - be twisted into John/Rodney?

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Although, really, what movie can't - with some patience - be twisted into John/Rodney?

Actually, very, very few. I'm sure there are some, but... *scratches head* We should look around IMDB and see what sorts of things might be there that would require effort to twist into John/Rodney.

But still, I think you're right, if only because the ingenuity/strangeness of fandom cannot be overestimated :D

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
My friend expressed some vague doubt as to turning Ocean's Eleven into John/Rodney, except i'm currently easily proving her wrong on that front :P

The only movie I can think of right now that could never be turned into John/Rodney, is this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116681/) one. Though I'd be pretty horrified that anyone would want it into a John/Rodney.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
The only movie I can think of right now that could never be turned into John/Rodney, is this one. Though I'd be pretty horrified that anyone would want it into a John/Rodney.

.... wow.

A little kid shrinks himselfs so that he can travel into the body of his grandfather. Here he has to kill the kidney-stone his grandfather is suffering from.

I have to admit, I've never seen it (I know!) but maybe it could work in a kid!verse, where John is the adventurous kid who goes on a Fantastic Voyage into his grandfather's...

Wait, I just weirded myself out. Never mind.

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to my country. I always say it's amazing I'm not weirder than I already am - considering that's the kind of children's television I was made to watch when younger. You should probably be glad you haven't seen it - I can barely remember it, yet I know I've watched it several times against my will.

And yes, the thought of John shrinking himself for the Fantastic Voyage is one that should not be pondered much about.

Here, have a picture of John in white with his hair at it's best to make up for it (or distract you from it). I'm sorry for even bringing that movie up.
Image

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Eeee, John's hair is very much John's hair in this shot!! It cannot be tamed!

And yes, the thought of John shrinking himself for the Fantastic Voyage is one that should not be pondered much about.

I read the one review of the movie and, um, would Rodney be the teddy bear? The bear seems very knowledgeable, seeing as he's apparently the one responsible for helping the kid shrink himself. That's sort of sciency. I guess. In a way :D And Rodney is very teddy-bearlike!

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm reading a more full detail of the movie (having blocked it out myself), and I think Rodney would indeed be the teddy. The teddy bear supposedly turns the little boy small with the use of a chemistry set.

Although, apparently one of the bloodcells the boy meets and befriends is "grumpy and shy". and apparently a bit clever. So that too, could be Rodney.

If we were discussing this movie being turned into John/Rodney that is. Which would be weird :P

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Although, apparently one of the bloodcells the boy meets and befriends is "grumpy and shy". and apparently a bit clever. So that too, could be Rodney.

Hmmmm... I'm thinking the teddy bear could be maybe Radek or Carson and the grumpy and shy blood cell could be Rodney, especially if the blood cell and John have to spend a lot of time together.

(As friends of course, anything else would be freakish and unnatural.)

f we were discussing this movie being turned into John/Rodney that is. Which would be weird :P

Yes, yes it would be :D Yet strangely hypnotic.

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, that could most certainly work. I think perhaps it would be Radek being the teddy-bear, even if Carson would be more...hugable?

(As friends of course, anything else would be freakish and unnatural.)

And yes, as friends of course. We don't want John (at the kiddy-stage or any stage at all) in a relationship with his grandfather's blood cell. Or at least, I'm fairly certain we don't.

Yet strangely hypnotic.

Much like a train crash, I feel. One wants to stop, look away, and yet instead you take a step towards it.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Or at least, I'm fairly certain we don't.

Iiiiii'm... pretty certain too :D

Much like a train crash, I feel. One wants to stop, look away, and yet instead you take a step towards it.

Yes, yes that's exactly it :D

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad we agree on that.

And, y'know, clearly the evil part of the body that's planning to blow everything to bits with a giant kidney-stone is Kolya.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
And, y'know, clearly the evil part of the body that's planning to blow everything to bits with a giant kidney-stone is Kolya.

I think it is now conclusively proven that this movie can, in fact, be made John-and-Rodney.

:D

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I will admit to be proven wrong on this. Clearly I have underestimated SGA, and I would like to think that I have learned and will not do so again. ever. :D

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, Rodney's just happy you learned your lesson.

Finally.

;)

[identity profile] elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com) 2008-02-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It can be done. [livejournal.com profile] thefourthvine & I are currently writing it.

[identity profile] elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com) 2008-02-25 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
We're several thousand words and dozens of emails in, so either we're experiencing a collective delusion or really.

[identity profile] bergann.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well it was not meant to sound that doubtful - the fact that you're doing it is impressive. I just can't imagine Jakten På Nyresteinen turning into a fic at all - especially not a John/Rodney.

But I look forward to seeing it finished.

[identity profile] elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com) 2008-02-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It kind of started with a discussion based on the premise that there is nothing that cannot be recast with SGA. Like, the Odyssey? John is totally Odysseus and Rodney is Athena (I suppose, to be truly canonical, you'd want Penelope to be recast as Rodney, but Odysseus/Athena OTP! Hell, we could have Rod as Athena and Rodney as Penelope and yay threesome!) Or Rear Window: Rodney is ...um, whatever the hell James Stewart's character is called, John is Grace Kelly, Radek is the HILARIOUS housekeeper... Sex and the City? Come on. It's too easy.

It's like the law of gravity, I swear.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Though Athena would never have sex with Odysseus, you know, virgin goddess and all :D

Sex and the City? Come on. It's too easy.

Oh, yeah, you know it! I've had "Sex and the City????" scribbled down in my notebook for eons.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
John and Rodney: Anything is possible! \o/