space brassiere

[aesc]

You know what would amuse me greatly?



John Sheppard in the space brassiere.

As an alternative, I would take Rodney in the space brassiere and John in the slinky black dress.

(BTW: the source is a postcard from Poster Art, which sells okay posters but they have a kick-ass postcard collection. I did go just crazye.)

Comments

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno, John Sheppard in the space brassiere and Rodney in the slinky black dress would be great too... Mmm.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, this is true too, nom nom nom. Although it seems to me John would have more experience with corsetry... then again, there was that time when Rodney was a slinky 18-year-old, trying things out for the first time :>

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

I'm so torn! He would carry off the little black dress with aplomb, but I'd pay serious money to see him in the space brassiere. Can't he wear both? Like, he has the boy-bra for daily wear and the dress for special occasions?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing!* Oh, to get a look in John Sheppard's closet :D

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Gasp at the cleverly hidden compartments! Marvel at the many hidden wonders there!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think that Rodney would complain that the space brassiere chafed and that his shoulders were clearly too broad for strapless in that it made him look top-heavy.

John would be all embarrassed and shy about his nipples peeking out under the brassiere and not be able to look Rodney in the eye. Because he kind of sort of likes sometimes maybe to look nice around Rodney and this is so far from something he can be cool about, running around in a nipple-baring space bra. Also he'd be worrying about it catching in his chest hair if he moved around a lot.

After that the black strapless would be a relief. But there's hardly any room for his thigh holster.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

But there's hardly any room for his thigh holster.

That is why there would be a slit in the thigh, almost up to his hip :>

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Did you ever see this little thingy (http://beadattitude.livejournal.com/422135.html) I wrote when ladyflowdi was having a conversation about Jessica Rabbit and John? It has accompanying artwork. You should click on it. Heh heh heh.

Because that is a dress with a slit in it.

I really. As tight as that black dress it? That thing is going to chafe.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

After that the black strapless would be a relief. But there's hardly any room for his thigh holster.

That has never stopped a true space vixen! He'll just have to get used to strapping his gun to the inside of his thigh. ;)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

asd;lkdjflkjdf!

And John Sheppard, Space Vixen! Awesome!

Rodney would call him that, and John would be all, "At least I'm not Kirk anymore."

Heh. Space vixen.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

It's the role he was born to play!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard, Space Vixen. I like the sound of that.

And like I said to our gracious enabler host, geez, as tight as that dress is? A gun's going to chafe.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe he could just have a small gun or a knife (or both) tucked into the upper of his sexy space boots?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

He definitely needs sexy space boots!

Of course, this is also science fiction, and the tightness of any given garment doesn't necessarily preclude hiding large, dangerous weaponry under it! Besides, I bet Rodney would make, like, a little interdimensional storage space in the bodice so John can pull out his awesome space ray gun, change purse, etc.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Every self respecting Space Vixen should have the good sense to keep a Rodney around for that purpose (and others -wink wink nudge nudge).

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

He'd be like an Intergalactic Q to John's Space Vixen, and sometimes join John on missions so Rodney could make out with him fight galactic bad guys and pull pseudoscience out of the very air.

I wonder what those little control knobs on the Space Bra are for? And the thing that attaches to the wearer's neck.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

It looks like some kind of communication device to me. *tilts head*

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Strapped to his man boobies? ::tilts head also::

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's the whole point of the man-bra? It's a space-age version of a hands-free. But that wouldn't explain why it's connected to his neck.

What else could it be? A tracking device? A collar? A fashion statement?

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps the one on the illo is a slave-collar of some kind. It might an anti-evasion GPS-like tracker thing. Subspace transmitter! Now, as for John's..

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Ohh, it's from one of Space Vixen John's most memorable adventures; that time he had to go undercover as a slave in order to steal back a weapon prototype from one of the Galaxy's most dangerous villains.

Yeah, I remember that.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Heee. *wants the fic, now!*

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

Can I just say, I fully support the idea of John being a space vixen in sexy boots with an inner thigh holster?

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

seconded. :D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I too approve of this!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard in the space brassiere.

That is quite an image. Gosh.

Oh WAIT, you mean the thing the guy is wearing. I was looking at the woman's, um, supportive dress. I dunno, I'm not sure if the thing the guy is wearing is very flattering. What does it do, apart from draw attention to the nipples?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

What does it do, apart from draw attention to the nipples?

It has been put forward by others that this is a communications device, but really, does it need to do anything else? It draws attention to the nipples so well.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

True. It's a highly functional piece of equipment.

[rivrea.livejournal.com]

Stll not into SGA, but this cover needs a "please don't eat cereals while clicking through your f-list warning".

Plus, I admire your excellent taste in music. (The Decemberists, yay!)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I discovered them on Pandora, and the second the money situation improves, I'm going to buy myself some of their music!

Also, I'm compelled to wonder who thought a weird chest-harness thing with crazy loops going in and out accomplishes :D