Teyla's... um, angels, or something

[aesc]

There are things I should be working on, because... well, there are lots of things to do, but it's been a week. Not only did we have a Major Historical Event in the election of Barack Obama to the office of President (Woo hoo! Woo hoo!), but a Somewhat Minor Historical Event in my submission of my dissertation proposal and chapter to the graduate college so I can defend them.

Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

Anyway, my roommate has been watching Charlie's Angels (the series) for some women in popular culture class, and...


[TEYLA, VOICEOVER] Once upon a time there were three little boys who went to the police academy. To be more precise, two went to the police academy and the third went to university, where he received double doctorates in physics and chemistry, and then went on to criminal investigation. At any rate, they were assigned very hazardous duties.

[Scenes of Ronon being reassigned to desk duty--again--, John at his desk folding paper airplanes, Rodney shouting at other people in a laboratory, and something bursting into flame in the background.]

[TEYLA, VOICEOVER] But I took them away from all that. Ah? My name is Teyla.

Think of it! Teyla is the mysterious benefactor/owner of a private investigations agency, Woolsey is her assistant and liaison (Woolsey SO EQUALS Bosley), Ronon is the weapons/hand to hand expert whose specialty is leaping out from behind doors to attack his unsuspecting friends (who have come to help him out) and saying "I could have shot you", John is the one who never sees it coming (and is supposed to be the breaking and entering specialist, but always gets caught), and Rodney is the brains.

There'd be a lot of slinky clothes, swimming, dramatic poses, and even more sexual innuendo. And, of course, boys getting in trouble that is 100% avoidable, such as wandering in the apartment of a suspected murderer, wandering into an abandoned warehouse on the edge of town, or going on high-speed car chases over mountain roads.

y/y?

I'm sorry, this is what my brain does when I don't keep an eye on it.

.eta: I have been meaning to post it, but I am dumb and forgetful... anyway *cough* Over at artword, the ever-so-awesome newkidfan has started posting the fifteen stories and art pieces from the Round Robin challenge. Woo hoo! I have participated in a wee bit of writing here, and committed art here and here. Go checkitouuuut!

Comments

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

YES.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

\o/

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

Also, don't ever apologize for coming up for crack-y ideas. The world would be a sad place without them.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, it seems like there should be a limit to the bizarreness sometimes, but then again... John and Rodney are pretty bizarre to start with :D

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN EVERYTHING. I want to see this series! I want them in tight seventies clothing! omg! I want it SO MUCH, AITCH! You're SO CLEVER. ajhgfkasjdhgfskdfjhgdfgdfgfgh.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Just think, John in one of those hugely-collared shirts I mentioned to ci5rod with aviator glasses! Ronon in a mesh shirt! Rodney in VERY VERY VERY TIGHT PANTS THAT DO VERY VERY VERY NICE THINGS TO HIS ASS. Imagine John's strategic slinking, and Ronon draping himself over the furniture, and the camera lingering on Rodney's shoulders and butt every time Rodney bends over and straightens up.

CONSIDER IT WELL, ANAT.

[courtberger.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love it!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

\o/

[ci5rod.livejournal.com]

Write it! You know you want to!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's something that is more... visual than actual narrative. Mostly, my musings on the topic have been on those hugely-collared 70s shirts and very tight pants, and how John would be very at home in the 70s with the gigantic sunglasses.

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

I so totally see Zelenka as Bosley! Also, this took me to a very happy place.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, Zelenka too! *ponders* I think he would work very well :D

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

This is the BEST IDEA EVER. EVER. Y Y Y.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

WOOOO!!! \o/

Imagine them running down the street, chasing after a murderer, or jumping out of exploding buildings while awesome electronic disco music plays in the background!

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on the Major Aescean Historical Event!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Thank you very kindly! The next step is, of course, to defend the thing... and then write all the rest... and then defend that... and get a job based on its strength... and turn it into a book...

[rilestar.livejournal.com]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I WANT TO SEE THIS SO MUCH!

(and good luck with your defence!)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heee, yay!! I have to admit, it's just images, but they are quite entertaining :D

And thank you on the defense! It'll be in a few weeks, once I get the profs. to cooperate *crosses fingers*

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

This is the best idea ever. I would read it. I would write it. I would gleefully fantasize about it being a film project written by D-Hew for the now-unemployed SGA cast.

Also, Sheppard would clearly be asked to seduce mature ladies for secret documents belonging to their evil husbands, and stuff. The Angels would wear black catsuits that Rodney would hate and loathe, and it would all be unspeakably awesome.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD CATSUITS. Again: OH MY GOD.

Sheppard would clearly be asked to seduce mature ladies for secret documents belonging to their evil husbands

And he would be so incredibly, horribly awkward at it, and yet paradoxically good, even though there is that one time with the mature lady who stalks him, and the other time when the mature lady turns out to be the bad guy... Rodney doesn't let John forget about that.

I would gleefully fantasize about it being a film project written by D-Hew for the now-unemployed SGA cast.

If I were God, I would speak to D-Hew and command him to do this.

DAVID HEWLETT, THIS IS GOD.

[spacemonkymafia.livejournal.com]

You? And your brain?

Are awesome.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*brain turns a bit pink with embarrassment*

[tex.livejournal.com]

Aesc for the fucking WIN!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

YAY! For once! :D

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

DELIGHTFUL. YES.

And okay, in a departure from Charlie... can Teyla please come to their rescue now and then? :D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, I don't see why not!

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I'M FOR IT.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

CRAAAAAACK!

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

YES!
Oh dear god, the poses alone would make the entire thing worthy, but it is ALL made of win.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I would love--OH how I would love--to have a piece of art where they're doing the dramatic Angels pose, like in the credits/scene cuts. It would just be so awesome :D

[blackchaps.livejournal.com]

We can haz dis?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

You can haz, if I get it done! :D

[jx-walker.livejournal.com]

Oh wonderful. Please more! Does this mean we will get the boys by the pool shirtless in various swim-trunks? Ronon would probably wear the baggy kind, or a speedo. Sigh. Lots of eye-candy.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, you know it! amberlynne and I were talking about this very thing :D

[less-star.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! (I started picturing John in 70's clothing and now my brain won't let it go - and is very happy with the idea:) But we need to see Teyla! Because she's awesome!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, yes, my brain spent a lot of time thinking about very tight pants and unbuttoned shirts :D

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

YES! \o/

[aesc.livejournal.com]

\o/ \o/ \o/

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

It think that rather than Radek or Woolsey as Bosley, the gender reversal should be followed logically: I propose either Cadman or Miko for the role, haha. Or perhaps even Elisabeth!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

the gender reversal should be followed logically:

Yes, that was the one difficulty with Radek and Woolsey, who are suited temperamentally to it but not, alas, um... gonadically? Is that a word? Does it invoke a strange mix of horror and hilarity in you?

But I think Miko would be awesome :D Although Elizabeth has the organizational skills/put-upon look perfected... *ponders*

[grammarwoman]

I have two words for you - JEEN YUS.

Oh, god, trying to disguise Ronon and his dreads - one awful oversized wig after another, and him glaring at the first person to suggest dying them.

John in horrible pornstaches! Rodney with the Q-like gadgets!

I am now waiting for this to come to fruition. I can be patient.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, I think Ronon's dreads would just be one of those things that is conveniently swept under the rug of improbability... he'd show up in all sorts of wigs, no sign of the dreadlocks, and no one would think to question it :D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

OH PLEASE!! PLEASE!! And make them wear little teeny tennis shorts and stuff.

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

YES! Excellent premise! Clearly this is awesome! How has this not already been written? (I am disappointed in the internet!)