This is why Rodney is a panda

[aesc]

They are cute and cuddly-looking, but they will fuck you up.

For context, see here and here.

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[unamaga.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

One evening Rodney is going back to his night enclosure to curl up with John and have a midnight bamboo snack when this hairless moron comes flying in out of nowhere and tries to molest him.

Well, there is no way Rodney's going to stand for that.

SMACK.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Yes! That!

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Don't make Rodney!panda angry, he will CUT you!

[silvana.livejournal.com]

I know that this is not-at-all the reason you posted this - but I have to share this questions, anyway...

What kind of person over the age of two thinks its a good idea to hug the animals at the zoo?!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I was very amused to learn that the person in question is a student... Clearly they are not learning what they need to learn, like DO NOT HUG WILD ANIMALS.

[less-star.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's our Rodney!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

When he's not pleased, he will let you know about it :D

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that's HILARIOUS.

I like the part best where someone thought it was a good idea to bite a panda in the back.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

You really seriously have to wonder what is wrong with people, that they think any of this is a good idea.