cry of agony, TMI

[aesc]

I WANT MY BIRTH CONTROL BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

SERIOUSLY, BODY, THIS IS GOD-FUCKING-DAMN RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS MY SECOND-TO-LAST DAY OF VACATION. FUCKING STOP IT I HATE YOU.

*cries*

I need chocolate, the world's largest hot water bottle, an overdose of Motrin, John Sheppard to rub my back (I don't care that he'd be horrified), and Castiel to soothe my troubled brow right this instant.

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For me, having never had a kid, it would have required dilating my cervix?

I have heard this too! And hearing other women talk about persuading their doctors into an IUD when they hadn't had kids yet... Ow. Ow.

But the implant, on the other hand, sounds promising! Pills aren't a huge problem for me, because I take other things every day anyway, but it'd be nice to cross one more thing off my ABSOLUTELY MUST BE DONE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE list. Maybe I will start saving up, so I don't have to wait for work insurance a couple years down the road. *crosses fingers that there will be work insurance*