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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2009-06-02 08:36 pm

tales of horror and grossness

sheafrotherdon told me to post this.

A few days ago while showering, I felt something on the back of my left thigh that I took to be a bug bite. It wasn't particularly itchy or painful, so I let it go.

Until today, when I realized it was a lot bigger. And, in fact, somewhat loose, like a skin flap.

I called the roommate up because no matter how I contorted myself I couldn't see what was attached to me.

Roommate's first response: "Jesus, you should probably go to the hospital."

Then she touched it.

Roommate's second response: "OH MY GOD IT'S A BUG."

My response: "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!"

We shrieked and flailed for a minute or so, then calmed down, and roommate removed what turned out to be a tick. A gigantic, gross, horrible tick that has been stuck on me for the past three days at least OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. I have a picture here, if you would like to see it. (The white thing is a damp cotton ball... A website said to put a damp cotton ball in with the tick to keep it hydrated.)



I am going to the clinic tomorrow (it was conveniently closed today), tick in hand/plastic bag, to see what the odds are of my experiencing a lingering and painful illness. While I'm not worried about Lyme disease or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, I am acutely grossed out and every time a stray hair brushes my neck, or fabric falls a certain way on my skin, I am all OMG OMG OMG IT'S A TICK JESUS CHRIST IT'S A TICK GET IT OFF!!!!!!!1111!!!

Of course, then I read something like this, and that makes my thigh-tick seem not too bad after all.*

* = THIS IS HORRIFYING AND WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM. CLICK ONLY IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS.
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[personal profile] telesilla 2009-06-03 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ack! Poor you! *hugs*
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[personal profile] kass 2009-06-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
eeeek! Ticks suck. I am glad yours has been removed. When we remove them from the cat we usually drown them in rubbing alcohol.
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[personal profile] aethel 2009-06-03 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Lightweight! (Okay, it is freaky.)

If it's not Lyme disease or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, then there IS nothing to worry about. I've had tick bites. (Although I didn't leave them in so long!) And the test they do for Lyme disease is not at all accurate; basically, when you show the symptoms is when they know you have it.
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[personal profile] monanotlisa 2009-06-03 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
YIKES!

I've had ticks - two - while living in Austria: pretty as that country is, even its one-inch grass school sport yards are full of 'em.

Admittedly, mine were still tiny when I spotted them...
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[personal profile] pi 2009-06-04 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
This was the thing I dreaded coming to the midwest for college, away from my tick free hailing grounds. However I've escaped so far tick free. Still having spent summers in Virginia has instilled in me an impressive fear of ticks. When I'm in tick country I basically get phobic of everything, going outside just isn't possible and I must be totally completely clothed no matter how warm the weather. I'm so terribly sorry this had to happen to you and I'm so glad it's over! Hopefully you feel better soon. I'm now going to cower in a corner and remind myself that I am in no danger of the bloodsucking little beasties.
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[personal profile] tropes 2009-06-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*SCREAM*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!