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.Dean Winchester: Gay Tutor!; meme
So, some weeks ago, Trin and I (and Mouse) spent a diverting evening with Gay on the Range.
The collection, as all good collections should, manages to be both hilarious and thought-provoking (although I do wish there was a bit more commentary beyond the brief introduction, which is still quite good despite its brevity). On one hand, pretty much any sleazy smexy novel, regardless of time period, is always good for a laugh; on the other, the "twilight world" of gay sexuality, and the "unpredictability" or "rapaciousness" of unorthodox sexual or gender identities in the eyes of heterosexuals are still tropes today in the contest over gay marriage and the repeal of DADT. Possibly some of the books in this collection are read as accurate scientific treatises by people like James Dobson and this asshat right here.
Back to the other hand, i.e. the campy, yet strangely awesome hand... there's crack in them thar hills.
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aesc: 35-year-old gay virgin C. Novak places an ad in the classifieds
trinityofone: AHAHAHAHA
trinityofone: omg
trinityofone: I DARE YOU
aesc: AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
aesc: I MAY NEED TO TAKE THAT
trinityofone: *G*
aesc: oh my god it would be so awesomely wrong it would loop back to awesome again
trinityofone: I FEEL THAT THIS IS SO
trinityofone: AND SO DOES MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON
aesc: oh my god so many things to decide
aesc: should it be contemporary or set in 1968 like the book?
trinityofone: hmm
aesc: because there could be a totally lolarious moment when Cas doesn't get any replies and Anna (who knows) tells him it's because people use the internet these days
trinityofone: hahaha
aesc: but eventually someone leaves a message in his classified voice mail
aesc: it's Dean
aesc: because he was using the paper for something
aesc: like, I don't know, soaking up oil
trinityofone: haha
aesc: and then there is porn
aesc: or else Dean tries to pretend he's, like, an actual gay tutor (IS HE? COULD DEAN BE AN ACTUAL GAY TUTOR, DO YOU THINK?)
trinityofone: um
trinityofone: THAT MAY BE GOING TOO FAR
aesc: maybe he just needs money
trinityofone: or maybe he just likes the idea of breaking someone in
aesc: mmmm yes, this
trinityofone: it's not about feelings, just about sex
aesc: and he figures anyone who uses the newspaper classifieds has to be pretty damn unbroken-in
aesc: stern policeman Cas! disdainful rebel Dean!
trinityofone: WTF THOSE GLASSES
aesc: so, sex tutor!Dean, he goes over, or they meet for coffee/drinks, aaaand... love at first sight, only he doesn't realize it? relief that the guy at least looks good and looks like he takes care of himself?
trinityofone: well, let's say they exchanged pictures or something, so dean knows how pretty he is, but then he's surprised how much he LIKES him
trinityofone: or whatever
trinityofone: i am currently od'ing on jelly beans, so poss. you shouldn't listen to me
aesc: hm, I like that
aesc: although I don't really like jelly beans
aesc: ha, Dean having to explain how there's no such thing as too much lube to Cas's wide, pretty eyes
aesc: ummmmmmmm.... Dean and Cas travel back in time and have their clothes stolen?
trinityofone: i hate when that happens when i travel back in time
aesc: it's so inconvenient
trinityofone: it could be like with the time travel in terminator
aesc: evil fangirl dangles Cas and Dean from her diabolical puppet strings, making them dance and have sex according to her whims!
trinityofone: becky, no!
Related: Rodney Manlove. Really. He's gay but not happy... until John Sluttyhips slinks into his life.
Also: CAS TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW.
In other news: Holy crap, apocabigbang is due in a couple of days. I should get on that. Also, OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY.
And now, for something entirely silly: Who on LJ do you ship me with? Bonus points for outlining the ridiculous AU fic that you would write about us.
The collection, as all good collections should, manages to be both hilarious and thought-provoking (although I do wish there was a bit more commentary beyond the brief introduction, which is still quite good despite its brevity). On one hand, pretty much any sleazy smexy novel, regardless of time period, is always good for a laugh; on the other, the "twilight world" of gay sexuality, and the "unpredictability" or "rapaciousness" of unorthodox sexual or gender identities in the eyes of heterosexuals are still tropes today in the contest over gay marriage and the repeal of DADT. Possibly some of the books in this collection are read as accurate scientific treatises by people like James Dobson and this asshat right here.
Back to the other hand, i.e. the campy, yet strangely awesome hand... there's crack in them thar hills.
aesc: 35-year-old gay virgin C. Novak places an ad in the classifiedstrinityofone: AHAHAHAHAtrinityofone: omgtrinityofone: I DARE YOUaesc: AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GODaesc: I MAY NEED TO TAKE THATtrinityofone: *G*aesc: oh my god it would be so awesomely wrong it would loop back to awesome againtrinityofone: I FEEL THAT THIS IS SOtrinityofone: AND SO DOES MY CAPSLOCK BUTTONaesc: oh my god so many things to decideaesc: should it be contemporary or set in 1968 like the book?trinityofone: hmmaesc: because there could be a totally lolarious moment when Cas doesn't get any replies and Anna (who knows) tells him it's because people use the internet these daystrinityofone: hahahaaesc: but eventually someone leaves a message in his classified voice mailaesc: it's Deanaesc: because he was using the paper for somethingaesc: like, I don't know, soaking up oiltrinityofone: hahaaesc: and then there is pornaesc: or else Dean tries to pretend he's, like, an actual gay tutor (IS HE? COULD DEAN BE AN ACTUAL GAY TUTOR, DO YOU THINK?)trinityofone: umtrinityofone: THAT MAY BE GOING TOO FARaesc: maybe he just needs moneytrinityofone: or maybe he just likes the idea of breaking someone inaesc: mmmm yes, thistrinityofone: it's not about feelings, just about sexaesc: and he figures anyone who uses the newspaper classifieds has to be pretty damn unbroken-inaesc: stern policeman Cas! disdainful rebel Dean!
trinityofone: WTF THOSE GLASSESaesc: so, sex tutor!Dean, he goes over, or they meet for coffee/drinks, aaaand... love at first sight, only he doesn't realize it? relief that the guy at least looks good and looks like he takes care of himself?trinityofone: well, let's say they exchanged pictures or something, so dean knows how pretty he is, but then he's surprised how much he LIKES himtrinityofone: or whatevertrinityofone: i am currently od'ing on jelly beans, so poss. you shouldn't listen to meaesc: hm, I like thataesc: although I don't really like jelly beansaesc: ha, Dean having to explain how there's no such thing as too much lube to Cas's wide, pretty eyesaesc: ummmmmmmm.... Dean and Cas travel back in time and have their clothes stolen?
trinityofone: i hate when that happens when i travel back in timeaesc: it's so inconvenienttrinityofone: it could be like with the time travel in terminatoraesc: evil fangirl dangles Cas and Dean from her diabolical puppet strings, making them dance and have sex according to her whims!
trinityofone: becky, no!Related: Rodney Manlove. Really. He's gay but not happy... until John Sluttyhips slinks into his life.
Also: CAS TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW.
In other news: Holy crap, apocabigbang is due in a couple of days. I should get on that. Also, OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY.
And now, for something entirely silly: Who on LJ do you ship me with? Bonus points for outlining the ridiculous AU fic that you would write about us.
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