aesc: (mmm nice [sheppard])
aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2007-05-14 09:01 pm
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.picspam: slinky!John

While tossing together an icon salad and musing over a recent conversation with [livejournal.com profile] chebonne, I realized that I have a large amount of slinky!John lying around my hard drive. In the spirit of preschool, I thought I'd share. This is my first-ever picspam, I do believe, so I hope you likes it.

As to content, there's nothing particularly spoilery, just lots of black-shirted slinkyness.

What is slinkyness, you ask?


THIS IS SLINKYNESS



This, for example. I'm a bit mad for this screencap, as my current icon attests. The line of his torso? Rodney would write an ode in equations to it. *pervs quietly in her corner*




In action.




Anatomy of a slinky take on the standard slouch-in-chair maneuver. See the first cap above for the preliminaries.




Variations on the above.




Very nice coming.




And going.




Side view.




And one for the road, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] chebonne.



There's lots more where these came from, but I wanted to share the best of the best, and stuff that was already prepped for icon work. There may be a slinky!John theme coming up soon.

eta: another cap added! Yay for slinky leaning and obsessive fellow fangirls.

[identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
ooooooooooooooooooooh

[identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
This makes me very, very happy. Thank you. :)

[identity profile] paperbinned.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
That first picture does things to me.

[identity profile] chebonne.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh holy cow, I love you so much right now. THE SLINKYNESS!! *ded*

Oh, you make me so happy right now. Make icons out of all of these. Please?

[identity profile] ihavecake.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
ASGHKL;JAFSH;LKDH!!

That last picture! Where is that from?? His shirt is so low on the back of his neck I just.... nnnrgghh... *nibbles*

There is a special place in my brain where I thank the designer of that zippy-top every single day. Guh.

[identity profile] crysothemis.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
*wipes up drool*

Um, yeah. Torso. Long. Mobile. Shapely. Okay, okay, maybe even slinky.

*drools some more*

[identity profile] rain-dances.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Guhhhhhhh.

sdlfjkalk;jasdf yeah.

Hey, so, random segue, would you mind if I friended you? You are clearly made of awesome, like David Hewlett.

[identity profile] blissfire.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE slinky!John. And whatever things that first picture is doing to you guys, it's doing to me, too, because ohmygod.

[identity profile] mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh. What a pretty, pretty man. Thank you!

[identity profile] tex.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
For a first picspam, this totally kicked ass! And you're sooo right - John is the slinkiest Lt. Colonel in the Galaxy.

[identity profile] wojelah.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Um. That last picture? I might, maybe, possibly, pause right there EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Um.

I'll just be over there. Staring....

[identity profile] rilestar.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I'm at work and you've just shorted out my brain!!! Argh!
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[identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
*purrs*

I so love that first picture. The composition is great, and I've been admiring your icon for a while now. :)

[identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, what a fun visit to SlinkyJohnLand! He knows how to make sitting in a chair into pure sex, doesn't he?

::gawks::

Yummy stuff!

[identity profile] sing1118.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
The skateboard one is too fucking funny.

[identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I did a poll (http://mecurtin.livejournal.com/424744.html#cutid1) asking "Who slouches more, John Sheppard or my cat?" Sheppard won, which probably means he's not 100% human, genetically.

Don't you have a cap where he's in Weir's office, lolling in a chair with his legs spread wide and Rodney standing next to him, which could be titled "blowjob now plz"?
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[personal profile] desertport 2007-05-15 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome picspam. Just what I needed after a long day.

Incidental anecdote: A while back I was showing my sister an ep of SGA. She'd never seen it before, and I was trying to be all cool (read: not give away my fannish obsession), so I wasn't squeeing or leading her in any way... So, we're watching, and she's suddenly like, "That black shirt is really... yeah."

So, yeah; slinky!John has universal appeal. :D

[identity profile] insight2.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! *pets you*

Also, just look at the cap of the boys in Elizabeth's office, ok? Those masks have a very, very SUGGESTIVE shape.

[identity profile] cpt-untouchable.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
He's like the human version of Longcat. Only, y'know. Sexy.

[identity profile] pirl.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
is it okay that i want to slather butter on his torso and serve it for brunch?

[identity profile] auburnnothenna.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for melting my brain with the slinky and the draping himself like a big old cat and looking down and the one from The Game...But the first one most of all, because the lines of his torso and the perfect juxtaposition of his shoulders and hips, guh. If I wrote odes, I would write them to that.

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