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.picspam: slinky!John

While tossing together an icon salad and musing over a recent conversation with

chebonne, I realized that I have a large amount of slinky!John lying around my hard drive. In the spirit of preschool, I thought I'd share. This is my first-ever picspam, I do believe, so I hope you likes it.

As to content, there's nothing particularly spoilery, just lots of black-shirted slinkyness.

What is slinkyness, you ask?

THIS IS SLINKYNESS

This, for example. I'm a bit mad for this screencap, as my current icon attests. The line of his torso? Rodney would write an ode in equations to it. *pervs quietly in her corner*

In action.

Anatomy of a slinky take on the standard slouch-in-chair maneuver. See the first cap above for the preliminaries.

Variations on the above.

Very nice coming.

And going.

Side view.

And one for the road, courtesy of

chebonne.

There's lots more where these came from, but I wanted to share the best of the best, and stuff that was already prepped for icon work. There may be a slinky!John theme coming up soon.

eta: another cap added! Yay for slinky leaning and obsessive fellow fangirls.

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ooooooooooooooooooooh

It was so much fun doing this. Much askjfljk!!!! to be had.

This makes me very, very happy. Thank you. :)

Arg! Your icon! I have a cap of that somewhere and cannot find it and it makes me angry that I cannot. He's not exactly *slinky* there, but hell, I'll take it.

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That first picture does things to me.

That first picture does things to me.

Oh my God, it reduces me to complete idiocy. I mean... *wibble* Yeah. Idiocy, I tell you.

Oh holy cow, I love you so much right now. THE SLINKYNESS!! *ded*

Oh, you make me so happy right now. Make icons out of all of these. Please?

Make icons out of all of these. Please?

Oh, definitely definitely. Though 100x100 squares weren't meant to hold that much hotness. I mean slinkyness.

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ASGHKL;JAFSH;LKDH!!

That last picture! Where is that from?? His shirt is so low on the back of his neck I just.... nnnrgghh... *nibbles*

There is a special place in my brain where I thank the designer of that zippy-top every single day. Guh.

That last picture! Where is that from??

It's brand-spanking new from GateWorld's collection of The Game episode shots (http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s3/images/315_05.jpg.shtml).

His shirt is so low on the back of his neck I just.... nnnrgghh... *nibbles*

*nnnnngg* Yes *nngg* Yes.

There is a special place in my brain where I thank the designer of that zippy-top every single day.

Whoever that person is, s/he deserves a place in heaven. And a Nobel Prize for services to humanity.

*wipes up drool*

Um, yeah. Torso. Long. Mobile. Shapely. Okay, okay, maybe even slinky.

*drools some more*

Torso. Long. Mobile. Shapely.

Oh yes. yes yes. *swipes at lower lip*

Guhhhhhhh.

sdlfjkalk;jasdf yeah.

Hey, so, random segue, would you mind if I friended you? You are clearly made of awesome, like David Hewlett.

sdlfjkalk;jasdf yeah.

Dude, preach it.

Hey, so, random segue, would you mind if I friended you?

Not at all! :D

You are clearly made of awesome, like David Hewlett.

*blush* I can't rap, though :/ BUT, I do remember all the words to "Ice, Ice Baby." *issosad*

I LOVE slinky!John. And whatever things that first picture is doing to you guys, it's doing to me, too, because ohmygod.

I LOVE slinky!John.

Who doesn't?!

And whatever things that first picture is doing to you guys, it's doing to me, too, because ohmygod.

Out of the immensity of my SGA stock library, that is probably my very favorite of all time. I mean *flail* Just *flail*

Ooooh. What a pretty, pretty man. Thank you!

He is, is he not? *sigh*

For a first picspam, this totally kicked ass! And you're sooo right - John is the slinkiest Lt. Colonel in the Galaxy.

Yay! Thank you! It could have been twice as long :D

John is the slinkiest Lt. Colonel in the Galaxy.

You mean two galaxies ;D

Um. That last picture? I might, maybe, possibly, pause right there EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Um.

I'll just be over there. Staring....

I just... *flail* I'm not used to being rendered a simpering idiot like this. No, not at all.

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Oh man, I'm at work and you've just shorted out my brain!!! Argh!

you've just shorted out my brain!!!

Well, that's what you get for looking at John Sheppard when you should be working. Don't expect me to feel pity for you XD

*purrs*

I so love that first picture. The composition is great, and I've been admiring your icon for a while now. :)

I so love that first picture.

It's just... oh my God. The day I stop finding that picture hot is the day I check out of the world for good. And even then, I'd find a way to bring a copy of it with me and show it to the other denizens of hell.

Ooooh, what a fun visit to SlinkyJohnLand! He knows how to make sitting in a chair into pure sex, doesn't he?

::gawks::

Yummy stuff!

He knows how to make sitting in a chair into pure sex,

If only there were a class on that :/

SLINKY! \o/ FTW

You know it!

The skateboard one is too fucking funny.

mmmmmmphgurgle

Hee! There's nothing like being reduced to incoherence at the end of the day :D

I did a poll (http://mecurtin.livejournal.com/424744.html#cutid1) asking "Who slouches more, John Sheppard or my cat?" Sheppard won, which probably means he's not 100% human, genetically.

Don't you have a cap where he's in Weir's office, lolling in a chair with his legs spread wide and Rodney standing next to him, which could be titled "blowjob now plz"?

Don't you have a cap where he's in Weir's office, lolling in a chair with his legs spread wide,

I'm 99.9% sure I do, but I'm damned if I can find it. I've been up and down my "McShep" folder a zillion times, and no dice. *is irked*

Sheppard won, which probably means he's not 100% human, genetically.

Hm. 50% Ancient, 40% cat, 10% person?

Awesome picspam. Just what I needed after a long day.

Incidental anecdote: A while back I was showing my sister an ep of SGA. She'd never seen it before, and I was trying to be all cool (read: not give away my fannish obsession), so I wasn't squeeing or leading her in any way... So, we're watching, and she's suddenly like, "That black shirt is really... yeah."

So, yeah; slinky!John has universal appeal. :D

So, yeah; slinky!John has universal appeal. :D

Hee! He's kind of like Esperanto.

Hahaha! *pets you*

Also, just look at the cap of the boys in Elizabeth's office, ok? Those masks have a very, very SUGGESTIVE shape.

*pets you*

*preens*

Those masks have a very, very SUGGESTIVE shape.

Brains. Out. Nose. Ow.

YUM.

Very tasty indeed.

He's like the human version of Longcat. Only, y'know. Sexy.

He's like the human version of Longcat. Only, y'know. Sexy.

*snerk!*

is it okay that i want to slather butter on his torso and serve it for brunch?

is it okay that i want to slather butter on his torso and serve it for brunch?

Only if you invite me, and maple syrup is permitted.

Thank you for melting my brain with the slinky and the draping himself like a big old cat and looking down and the one from The Game...But the first one most of all, because the lines of his torso and the perfect juxtaposition of his shoulders and hips, guh. If I wrote odes, I would write them to that.

Thank you for melting my brain with the slinky

You are quite welcome :D

But the first one most of all, because the lines of his torso and the perfect juxtaposition of his shoulders and hips, guh.

*wibble* I dont' know how many times I've tried to describe that, whether in fic or to myself, and I honestly can't. It is, perhaps, too perfect.

Unh. Bless you.

Smee! *bathes in holy water*

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