sgyay!

[aesc]

Typing this up while I hover indecisively over an empty .doc file that's supposed to hold some kind of ficlet.

To all of you out there, the fleece/neck!porn picspam was so much fun! It encapsulates why I love fandom--the unalloyed incoherence and fun and spontaneity that can come out of it. So thank you to those who came over and played; I really enjoyed it.

Speaking of picspam, I updated it with orange-fleece!David, courtesy of omens, and one cap of John I had originally intended to go in but forgot about. (I know, I have no idea what's wrong with me).

In other news: Roomie is back, and I'm relieved to have someone else around who can deal with the Jehovah's Witnesses and remember to put out the recycling. However, I have to get used to stashing my fanfic Moleskine somewhere when I'm not writing in it, as her seeing "Rodney licked nipped (bit??? Or 'breathed across'?) the hollow of John's neck, where the flesh curved and was (???? moist? humid? warm?) and he could feel John's pulse pounding, pounding and telling Rodney he --" could raise some awkward questions.

Okay, back to ficlet.

ETA: Okay, away from ficlet because this just occurred to me... There are tons and tons of sex pollen fics out there. BUT. Is there, perchance, an anti-sex pollen fic? You know, something along the lines of the botanists bring this plant back from M1X-Backasswards, and swear to Elizabeth it doesn't have any harmful properties, like causing her head scientist and chief military officer to spontaneously start making out in the conference room (which disappoints the botanists). And everything seems okay BUT that night John, who'd gone with said botanists to M1X-Backasswards, firmly but politely rebuffs Rodney when Rodney wants to get in some action before they go to sleep... And the same thing in the morning... and the afternoon when John escapes after Rodney tries to corral him in a supply closet... Clearly it's up to Rodney to get to the bottom of this... mystery.

Anything out there like that?

Comments

[anna_luna]

:P I love the way your mind works! Anti-sex pollen is *awesome* and someone should try to market it to earth for *anti-sex* purposes, it's the ultimate "Please, not tonight, honey, I have a headache..." (Miko and Cadman would make a *killing*).

And poor Rodney *refusing* to think it's his sex-appeal that has diminished. And installing cameras to see if John maybe has a lover...

[anna_luna]

In case it's not obvious from the above comment... why are you *not* writing this? Can I bribe you with fanart?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Can I bribe you with fanart?

I can be bribed with anything :D (But I think you're already unfortunate enough to be doing the art for my bigbang story!)

[anna_luna]

:D Actually, I didn't know it was your story until just now... svmadelyn sort of sent us *anonymous* stories! And I've only sort of skimmed over it because my thesis is due the day after tomorrow (and after that *FREEDOM*)

But now that I know it's yours... how do you feel about a mini-comic? I found that one of the scenes you described would be better served with sequential drawings...

And I can always draw you something fir ASP *afterwards* ;P

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Huh, I knew who I was writing for when I got her email with the story I picked *blush* And I wrote and asked her if we were supposed to send the images to the writer, and she said we didn't have to but we could if we wanted (which would imply we knew who we were writing for once we got the story files).

And I've only sort of skimmed over it because my thesis is due the day after tomorrow (and after that *FREEDOM*)

Congratulations! *hugs*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

(Miko and Cadman would make a *killing*).

Hee! Do you mind if I borrow that? Assuming I decide to write it, that is :D

And poor Rodney *refusing* to think it's his sex-appeal that has diminished.

Poor scientist! *cuddles him*

[anna_luna]

:D Sure! Go right ahead! Miko and Cadman would never waste a chance to *profit* !

And I want to cuddle poor sex!deprived!Rodney too!

[rilestar.livejournal.com]

Oh oh oh, I love that pic of the Hew and Mars. I squeed like hell when I first saw it - "Orange fleece! Orange fleece!"

Re: Jehovah's Witnesses - I had problems in the past at a few different places I lived with various visiting would-be soul-saviours ... I found a polite sign stuck near my door stopped them from knocking.

And please, please ... write the ASP fic!!! I don't think it has been done, but god, I'd love to read it!!!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

It's so terribly cute, I can't stand it!

I found a polite sign stuck near my door stopped them from knocking.

Oh, good idea. Roomie just headed off to Home Depot--should call her and see if they have anything to warn off the evangelicals.

And please, please ... write the ASP fic!!!

I have a kazillion other things to write, but I like the idea, so we shall see :D

[le-mot-mo.livejournal.com]

Anything out there like that?

You know-- I have something to say-- and I say this with the utmost respect for your wonderful writing and I'm totally saying it out of deep love for you and anything that has to do with you--

You are crazy. :o)

The ideas you come up with, woman.

*hugs*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Hee! *snuggles*

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's anything of the sort... start a new trend?

Btw, I saw your claims on anotheratlantis and you have no idea how much joy that brought me, I just wanted to tell you.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I asked because I don't think I could be that original... sex pollen fic is so ubiquitous, you'd figure someone would have written its opposite number by now.

Btw, I saw your claims on anotheratlantis and you have no idea how much joy that brought me,

Thank you! I'm looking forward to writing the piano one :D

And you're doing the Ocean's 11 AU! Cannot WAIT.

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

sex pollen fic is so ubiquitous, you'd figure someone would have written its opposite number by now.

True, but sex is so much funnier than no-sex, so I don't think it's that usual. I've been through Wraithbait back to front and sideways, and I've never seen anything like it.

Re: antheratlantis, I'm really psyched about both of yours! You write so well (shameless, I know, I know) and I'm really curious about your take, especially on that Letters From Pegasus one.

And you're doing the Ocean's 11 AU!

I KNOW! I couldn't believe it myself, but then I was plotting the thing and Cate told me that one prompt could have more than one writer, and... unfortunately I'm only on the first draft and some scenes are already out to get me. *sigh*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

True, but sex is so much funnier than no-sex,

The comedy's in the mystery, though :D I mean, John Sheppard doesn't want sex, and it's up to Rodney to figure out why!

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

Because even though John Sheppard isn't generally a tactile person, he is not one to balk if somebody offers really amazing sex!

[aurora]

Conclusion of this post: you should totally write anti-sex pollen fic. ♥!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's now on my list of things to do :D

[feanna.livejournal.com]

There was the fic where they turned John straight, but I don't think I've seen an anti sex-pollen fic. I haven't seen too many sex-pollen fics either. That's probably because by the time I joined the fandom it was already so much of a cliche that nobody wrote it anymore. (I do know the Canon! sex-pollen from Darkover though.)