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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2008-01-02 05:07 pm

.au prompts; turkeys; sexy music

Despite the long projects I'm excited to work on, I can't focus. Maybe I'm too excited, or else they don't have enough direction yet for me to start writing them. So.

.au prompts. SGA (John/Rodney preferred) or SPN. Give me an AU prompt, serious or cracked out beyond all belief, canon or complete, historical, fantasy, animal, genderswap, whatever you can think of, there is no limit, and you can be as specific or as general as you'd like. And I will write a swatch of something for you.

So, yis, prompt please!

.turkeys. The first turkeys of the new year, in the yard!





Their usual habit is to go through the yard, cross the stream (since it's mostly iced over now, they walk across), go up the hill on the opposite bank, through the yard of the house on the other side, and back up the street to the forest where they live.

.sexy music I've been listening a lot to the 2007 Crossroads Guitar Festival and asds;lkjdf another hot song: Doyle Bramhall II on "Rosie." Meep.

[identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney is a very exasperated professor! There are workmen repairing the roof RIGHT OVER HIS OFFICE. They are VERY LOUD. Plus he is going to a conference and HE HAS NO PANTS.

John Sheppard makes it all okay.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. Do you know how hard it is for me to choose just ONE crazy AU prompt? I won't even do the hockey one because you've already written me football-related porn so I don't want to push my luck.

Ummm. Okay, I was thinking about this one the other day: The Sure Thing (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090103/)

College freshman John (Gib) Gibson (Shep) Sheppard decides to go cross-country to visit his friend in California during winter break. Awaiting there is a bikini-clad babe whom his friend assures him is a "sure thing". Meanwhile, Allison Rodney, a cute (but somewhat anal retentive) girl guy at Gib's Shep's college has also decided to head out to California to see her boyfriend his girlfriend during break. Gib and Allison Shep and Rodney are thrust together on a road trip from hell, and somewhere along the way, they find each other's company to be tolerable. Now, what will become of Gib's Shep's "sure thing?"

[identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
John and Rodney are turkeys, obviously. John is the daredevil turkey who likes to sit up in the tree while Rodney clucks at him from down on the ground, where it's SAFE. They have various turkey adventures!

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
TOOLBELTS FTW!
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[personal profile] mklutz 2008-01-02 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
For a minute there in my haze of illness I thought you meant your AU prompt was turkeys + sexy music. ...Wow. That could be uh... Nevermind.

So! Prompts? Rodney inherits a crappy apartment that he has to manage and John is a slacker tenant? Sister Act AU (or in-series hilarity) where one of the boys has to hide out in a nunnery while the other has to run it or break in or something.

I'm jealous that you see turkeys all the time! Where I live all I see is crazy squirrels performing ninja feats and attacking people.

[identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, you win. At being crazy. But still, you totally win ♥

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna lie to you; I'd give my left spleen for another snippet of your John genderfuck.
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[identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney is a best-selling author who needs several new suits for an upcoming book tour and various talk show appearances. His regular tailor has retired, and John has taken over the business. And yes, I am proposing this just so that Rodney has to try to stand very still while John is carefully and thoroughly measures him for his new pants. *g*

[identity profile] just-ruth.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, now, you had to say SPN didn't you?

Sam Winchester is the sheriff in a small western town; Dean is an outlaw on the run with a price on his head. What happens when Dean seeks refuge?

[identity profile] just-ruth.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your icon!
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[personal profile] mklutz 2008-01-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
XD Thanks!

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sister Act AU (or in-series hilarity) where one of the boys has to hide out in a nunnery while the other has to run it or break in or something.

OMG YES. You win at life!

I have a shameful fondness for that movie, and the idea of John (or Rodney, for that matter) pretending to be a nun in order to escape from his mobster boyfriend is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.
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[personal profile] mklutz 2008-01-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sister Act is a movie I love, even if no one else does. It's full of music and 90s goodness! I love the 90s! Also, Rodney hiding out as a nun? How is that not awesome?

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Rodney and his pantslessness!

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The 90s was a great decade for silly movies, it's true.

I'm still voting for John as the nun though. It seems fair considering that Rodney has already played one in that Sound of Music AU. It's John's turn to enter the convent! :D

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh BOYS asdsd;lkjdf This will be fun :D

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
TURKEYS!!!! *dies* I should still write the sacred turkey planet, though ;)

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, both of these are good :D

Nun!Rodney... oh goodness.
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[personal profile] mklutz 2008-01-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good point! And Rodney breaking into the nunnery and John having a (probably accidental) mobster boyfriend... <3
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[personal profile] jb_slasher 2008-01-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's see. AU. In which:

the sun is dying and the atlantis crew are sent on a mission to reignite it with a payload, a total Sunshine ripoff

john and rodney are actually a part of the spartan army of 300

rodney is actually daniel and is with sg-1 and instead of him, john goes to atlantis with daniel

In which I manage to have some kind of idea while writing up these lame excuses for AUs and then forget it just as quickly as it came to me. How I love my brain.

Ever since I realised it about Grey's Anatomy, I've wanted to read Rodney-as-Meredith/John-as-Shepherd fic. ERR. I guess that means doctor!AU.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but I want the third kidney from the left, too :D
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[personal profile] mklutz 2008-01-02 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Serious prompts for serious business! ...Really. >_>

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney has to try to stand very still while John is carefully and thoroughly measures him for his new pants.

Oh man. If John were my tailor/seamster person? I would totally spend ridiculous amounts of money I don't have on bespoke clothing :D

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! Hmmm... *gears start turning*

[identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
John is a flight attendant for a commercial airline. Rodney is a frequent flyer. Discuss.

(WTF, self? I blame it on the fact that my dad was a flight attendant when I was little...)

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