D: D: D:

[aesc]

There is not enough WTF in the world for this.


Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...



Again I say: D: D: D:

I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*

And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:



Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."

I'll be over here now, doing... something.

Comments

[elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com)]

::crosses legs:: SO MUCH NO.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

TAKE IT AWAYYYYYY.

And did you know Lysol was originally derived from coal tar? COAL TAR.

[elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com)]

I feel like I did when I read that blackstrap molasses used to be used in ROAD PAVING. I was given blackstrap molasses cookies as a child! (And, okay, ate sand, but I WAS TWO AND STUPID. Grown-ups are supposed to know better! That's why they're grownups!)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Grown-ups are supposed to know better! That's why they're grownups!

I think stupidity is not age-specific :/

[elizabeth perry (from livejournal.com)]

Well, that's dumb. Get on that, aitches!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Alas, I am a mere aitches, not God.

(And God, I must say, has really been rather lax.)