D: D: D:

[aesc]

There is not enough WTF in the world for this.


Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...



Again I say: D: D: D:

I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*

And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:



Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."

I'll be over here now, doing... something.

Comments

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

you know, what*ever* the product is advertised n this way, the whole thing makes me run away disgusted. What the fuck happened to soap? this irks me SO MUCH.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I think it wasn't scientific enough? I mean, this is from the era when people painted watch faces with radium because it glowed in the dark and was so amazing and futuristic.

And depressingly, this era was only 60-70 years ago.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

no, see, sadly it's not only that it wasn't scientific enough, I don't think. It's also that of *course* vaginas are dirty places that need cleansing not mere cleaning - they are weird and magical and require speshul powered cleaning stuff.

This is what disgusts me, actually. The whole... dirty place, special product thing, erk. It's become twenty kinds of perfumed milder douches and ph neutral special soaps and stuff, but it's still there and it's still scary to me.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

It's also that of *course* vaginas are dirty places

Don't forget the teeth. There are teeth in those things, you know.