D: D: D:

[aesc]

There is not enough WTF in the world for this.


Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...



Again I say: D: D: D:

I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*

And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:



Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."

I'll be over here now, doing... something.

Comments

[kortirion.livejournal.com]

Hmmmph... and there was no doctor around to suggest she try dipping hubby's bits in it? Because he - 1940's!Man - is, of course, a model of hygiene!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

she try dipping hubby's bits in it

I'm sure that's why she's smiling.

"Why honey, you smell so clean and fresh tonight!"

And tomorrow undiluted lysol on your genitals will only be the first step of the torture before I tie you up and abandon you in the garage while I skip town with all your savings.