D: D: D:
There is not enough WTF in the world for this.
Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...

Again I say: D: D: D:
I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*
And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:

Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."
I'll be over here now, doing... something.
Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...

Again I say: D: D: D:
I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*
And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:

Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."
I'll be over here now, doing... something.

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I once saw an advertisement for similar product to calm fussy infants that included cannabis, spirits of nitre, and something else horrifying... ethanol probably. Yes, get your child high!
This explains so much of why our society's messed up.