D: D: D:

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There is not enough WTF in the world for this.


Before there was Summer's Eve, there was...



Again I say: D: D: D:

I mean seriously, anything that strongly suggests you use rubber gloves while applying it to various surfaces should probably not be put inside you. For all I know, Lysol might be a great feminine hygeine product, but still, what's next? Shaving your legs with a straight razor? *cringes*

And then there's this, which makes me so so happy I'm alive right now:



Just... no. No thank you. I like to think the woman's thinking, "Vitamins, and also the fact that soon I will kill you, bury you with quicklime, and run off to Tijuana."

I'll be over here now, doing... something.

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However, I'm a complete hypocrite - I hate that women's bodies au naturel inspire such revulsion, yet I do the cleansing waxing and polishing thing because I'm afraid I'll be considered a beast if I don't.

I'm the same way. I don't wax, other than my eyebrows, but shaving? I once tried to go for a week without it and I could not do it. And it's crazy because I remember when I first started, I hated it. I seriously, seriously hated it, and wore jeans all the time just so I wouldn't have to shave any more than necessary.

I'm not sure when that changed... My senior year of high school, maybe, and it's disturbing that I can't remember exactly how I transitioned from DO NOT WANT to "omfGOD I need my Gilette Venus and gentle foaming body wash!!!"