Oh, John

[aesc]

Someone has probably noticed this before, but I saw it for the first time when hunting through screencaps, and I think it's pretty amusing. Oh, John.



Not only does John need help correcting that right slice...





HE IS A COMPLETE VIDEO GOLF N00B.

Excuse me while I snicker uncontrollably.

.eta: if you look at the bucket of golf balls, you can see that it's labeled PROPERTY OF DAEDALUS, DO NOT REMOVE. On one hand, it's pretty funny that someone (i.e. John) saw it and filched it because it would be awesome for holding golf balls; on the other hand, it's funny because... I mean... super-advanced spaceship and they have silly metal buckets on board so critical to ship operations that they must not be taken.

*insert "Noes!! They be stealin mah bukkit!!1!" here*

elli, do you think this is maybe why assassin!John accepted that contract to get rid of Rodney? Long-repressed resentment? :>

.eta: Can has macro?

Comments

[argosy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't recognize good golf form if it bit me on the ass. :) But, oh, your post reminds me how I miss John's season three ensemble of black t-shirt, gray bdu pants. Sigh. And what does the bucket say in the first cap? "Property of... who? Do not remove?"

Hee.

[siria]

Does this mean that John is also incapable of a) throwing a football in a straight line and b) staying on a horse?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't recognize good golf form if it bit me on the ass.

Oh, neither would I. The arrow is to point out the very nice bit of bare skin :D

And what does the bucket say in the first cap?

Daedalus! Advanced alien space ship and they have metal buckets on board that CANNOT BE REMOVED.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

JOHN BELLEH!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry. I really can't concentrate on anything else you were saying. Heh.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

a) I think he's actually probably pretty good at football, at least until he makes the mistake of playing touch football with Ronon as the opposing team's defensive line. Never again.

b) No, because those thighs have to be good for something other than staring at and gripping Rodney's torso. *nods*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

GOLF, Ambers. GOLF.

:D

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO AWESOME!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I like golf! Golf is nice. I could play golf all day. And night maybe, if necessary.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

John would rather play something else at night :> :>

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great! It's fabulous that John is, in some things, not as smooth and proficient as he'd like to think. Or he'd like other people to think :D

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Yeeeeeeeeah. I kind of wasn't really talking about golf anyway.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

GAH. Now I want to make a Caldwell macro.

*stares at John's belleh instead*

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

I think /o\ that perhaps the 'skill level' refers to the difficulty of hole 1, not John's prowess? I'm going on the other data there - how far away the hole is, what the par is for that particular hole?

And wow, it's possible to use the word hole too much in one sentence . . .

[argosy.livejournal.com]

Yes, the skin was verreh nice. :D

Perhaps the buckets belong to Hermiod? I could see him stenciling all over everything.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

:D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Along with "prowess" too, no less :>

I was working off my admittedly outdated knowledge of video golf (Microsoft Golf and Nintendo woo hoo!), where IIRC the skill level is set before play starts. It's funnier that way :D

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

I know, that's why I did the /o\ - because I was the noobe who then said, but but!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH. THAT SO MADE MY DAY. WIN! \o/

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, super-advanced Asgard buckets! I like!

This would, of course, raise tensions between Hermiod and John. I mean, it's bad enough that John stares at him, but now he's taking Hermiod's buckets and that... that's going too far.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Golf? :D :D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Score!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Hah. Maybe? Basically, if I say I want to do X thing with John, I am pretty much always talking about naked hot sex.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*snorfles you!*

Just imagine... Rodney beating John in a game of video golf and crowing about it and John sulking and saying, "Hey... I have prowess in other areas," and then showing Rodney what areas those are :> :> :>

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghthighs.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN. HAVE AN INTERNETS.

Oh, wait. You probably already have several, what with you being awesome and all. *draws sparkly pink hearts around your name*

I'm sitting in the library trying not to cackle aloud. I'm a terrible person. *sigh*