idle hands/devil's workshop = OTP!

[aesc]

Give aesc and siriaeve a Saturday and news headlines, and nothing good will come of it. Case in point:

[15:42] siriaeve: now there's a headline


[15:43] aesc: *snort!*
[15:43] aesc: it's a remote controlled penis helicopter!
[15:43] aesc: I was thinking someone had just *thrown* it at him, but this is even better
[15:44] siriaeve: John Sheppard has one, y/y?
[15:44] aesc: YES
[15:44] aesc: I was JUST about to say that :D
[15:44] aesc: John TOTALLY has one
[15:44] siriaeve: great minds \o/
[15:44] aesc: he flies it around Rodney's lab and it drives Rodney up the wall
[15:45] siriaeve: hahahaha
[15:45] aesc: and Rodney is all "Colonel! Take your amazing helicopter penis SOMEWHERE ELSE" and waving his hands and becoming disturbingly red in the face
[15:45] siriaeve: heeeee
[15:46] aesc: and when he tries to swat it out of the air, John says, "now, Rodney, if you leave it alone, it'll leave *you* alone"
[15:47] siriaeve: and Rodney is sitting there at his desk, very very grumpy, arms folded with a remote controlled penis buzzing in circles over his head while radek bursts something internal laughing
[15:47] siriaeve: and then sam walks in
[15:48] aesc: and John says, "oh hi, Colonel," and quickly sets the penis to hover just behind Rodney's shoulder, and Sam looks at Rodney who is eyeing John murderously
[15:48] siriaeve: hahahahahah
[15:49] siriaeve: *fit of giggles*
[15:49] aesc: I bet John gets the remote controlled penis helicopter from the same place he gets the radioactive tie
[15:49] siriaeve: yis yis!
[15:50] aesc: and Rodney's new mission in life is to find this mysterious place and raze it to the ground and sow the earth around it with salt (figuratively)
[15:50] siriaeve: nothing good has ever come from the 70s, he's decided :|
[15:50] aesc: no, definitely not!
[15:52] siriaeve: polyester! flying penises! John Sheppard's sense of humour
[15:53] aesc: since, he figures, John's sense of humor stopped maturing in 1979 or so
[15:54] siriaeve: yis yis. and he is still glowering about it at dinner time
[15:57] aesc: and John elbows him and stuffs a forkload of spaghetti in his mouth says, "c'mon McKay, you *have* to admit, it was cool"
[15:57] siriaeve: "it," Rodney says with great dignity, "was a flying penis."
[15:58] aesc: "that's exactly my point." John looks at Rodney as though *Rodney's* the slow one and dumps more fake-parmesan on his pasta. "it's a *flying penis*"
[16:00] siriaeve: "it did seem like a remarkable feat of engineering," Teyla says as she sits down, and begins to eat her own meal. both Rodney and John turn to look at her, disturbed. she's pregnant. pregnant ladies should not find penises remarkable feats of engineering, no matter if they fly
[16:04] aesc: "my thoughts exactly," John says after he recovers. "I mean, you of all people should appreciate a remote-controlled flying penis, McKay." he pauses and offers Rodney the sweet leer that is calculated to infuriate anything with the last name McKay. "or... you know, I bet you're jealous you didn't think of it first."
[16:08] siriaeve: "oh clearly," Rodney says slowly, in a way which he is sure heightens his already impressive level of sarcasm, "i, a double doctorate with the responsibility of an entire alien city and its inhabitants on my shoulders, a recipient of more awards, accolades, and science fair trophies than you could even count, *i* am jealous of your ability to fly a remote controlled phallic symbol?"
[16:12] aesc: "sounds like it," Ronon says, and steals Rodney's garlic bread while Rodney gapes at him. Even Teyla smiles, and Rodney seriously contemplates turning the weight of his indignation on *her*, pregnant or not, but she's Teyla, so he glares at Sheppard again, Sheppard who is snickering into his sauce. "believe me, Sheppard, I could design a much, *much* better remote-controlled helicopter penis than that."
[16:13] siriaeve: "that a bet?" Sheppard says
[16:15] aesc: "it is," Rodney replies, and folds his arms over his chest.

Our conclusion: This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.


And as a reward, have some Brendan Dean. Why? Because he's awesome. And hot. And a dork.








.eta: One more, why not?

Comments

[siria]

OH BRENDAN.

HIS WEE FACE.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

He smiles and looks shyly at you and does the eyebrow thing!

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

nwahahahaha. I BET RODNEY'S HAS LASERS.

[siria]

OH MY GOD, CATE.

[trobadora]

Two truths for you: You guys crack me up. And Brendan is hot. :D

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Yayyy thank you! for the first and WORD! for the second! :D

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.

This leads EVERYWHERE good!!

Also, Brendan Dean is FUCKING ADORABLE! *tackles him*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh Brendan, you minx, what you do to me :">

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

What a blessing you are on my flist. Also: flying penis! Hahahaha!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*hugs you up!*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*laughs forever*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the flying penis helicopter is as difficult to control as those little plastic helicopters they sell at K-Mart and the like. My uncle got one of those as a holiday gift, and I certainly had a hard time controlling it. Now I'm picturing a remote-controlled flying penis spinning wildly out of control, smacking into people's heads left and right, knocking stuff over, etc.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

It definitely looks very, uh, unwieldy in the photograph, and I wish the article mentioned if it actually hit anyone, because that would be really cool, if it did.

Of course, Rodney's would be aerodynamic and have some kind of precision maneuvering system.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

I think the most hilarious thing about this (other than imagining the faces Rodney would make, dear God) is realizing that this has a basis in reality.

Sometimes I really do fear for humanity.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

his has a basis in reality.

Sometimes I really do fear for humanity.

What? I'm sure a remote-controlled penis helicopter counts as incisive political commentary :>

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Our conclusion: This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.

au contraire I am already tapping my foot and snapping my fingers, (not really) but I'm ready to follow wherever it leads because this cracked me up. I've got a big goofy Sheppard grin.

And Brendan... *sigh* ... just, yes!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, it has led to, uh, lasers :D See above!

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Oh! I was so grumpy and soured and crumming dark mumbledygooks under my breath at things, and now I am not! Your wonderfulness cured me, CURED I SAY. Penises flying in Atlantis make everything better, apparently.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Yayyyy, we are happy to help! Flying penises for everybody!

[dogeared.livejournal.com]

Hi Brendan hi!!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, you have caught him unawares, Jenns! :">

[semielliptical]

Omg, his expression in that first pic! So cute and dorky.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Joe Flanigan is really unfairly good at playing hot, dorky men *sigh*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Our conclusion: This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.

I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE. Exhibit A: Cate.

::laffs and laffs::

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh :D

[madeline871.livejournal.com]

I am pretending he is just starting to strip in pic #3

[aesc.livejournal.com]

He's had a long day at the office, poor guy!

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

The top one, where he's leaning down and has such a dorky look on his face?

I had to have that as my wallpaper. It's just too cute.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

He really does have the most adorable expressions :">

[spacemonkymafia.livejournal.com]

Um, the first Brendan pic? With the adorableness all over his face? *oof*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Heee, he really is too much! In that particular shot, I think he's supposed to look impatient because the case isn't going well, but I just want to coo at him :D

[raiining.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, because how would Rodney trump THAT?! I mean really, this could only lead to tears ...


And Brendon. Yum.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I mean really, this could only lead to tears ...

Or it would go to hell, but in a penis-shaped remote-controlled helicopter, instead of a handbasket.

Hopefully there will be Brendan snacks along the way.

[tex.livejournal.com]

Oh, Brendan. If NSA agents were really that pretty? Wouldn't much work be gettin' done.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I would willingly cooperate in any investigation of his, whatsoever :>

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

This post made me smile when I was having a pretty shitty afternoon. THANK GOD FOR PENIS-COPTERS.

And god, what I wouldn't give for Brendan to be real. *lusts*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Brendan has been having a bad day too. Cough medicine is gross, and he has to change his shirt :(

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

I just...JOHN.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

:D *pets*

[pollitt.livejournal.com]

Brendan! <3

And, er, um, yeah... flying penis? Awesome.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't love Brendan Dean? Seriously now ;D

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

[15:47] [info]siriaeve: and Rodney is sitting there at his desk, very very grumpy, arms folded with a remote controlled penis buzzing in circles over his head while radek bursts something internal laughing

*dies* John would think flying penis helicopters are hilarious.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

This is because he's a thirteen-year-old cleverly disguised as a responsible adult :D Or, at times, not-so-cleverly disguised.

[elli.livejournal.com]

*dieslaughing*
Made of sheer genious. And then there is Brendan of hot! *sighs*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh Brendan, we do love you :">

[acari.livejournal.com]

Um, my best friend and I used to tell each other stories about an imaginary superhero called Penicopter Man. He could fly, but I'm not going to say the words to explain how that was possible.

I have no stones to throw.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Penicopter Man.

*undignified sound*

but I'm not going to say the words to explain how that was possible.

I think I can guess :">

[kimberweeme.livejournal.com]

Folks, I am getting ready to go to church! And I just read this conversation and thought I was going to die from a combination of laughter and shame.

Oh, well.

In that first picture, he looks very expectant and impatient (and adorable). "Well, are we gonna do this thing or not?" I wonder what "this thing" could possibly be? Hmm...

(Ack! Church!)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, well, that's what you get for reading about John and Rodney being John and Rodney before going to worship :> :>

In that first picture, he looks very expectant and impatient (and adorable).

He does. I want to put him in my pocket.