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aesc and siriaeve a Saturday and news headlines, and nothing good will come of it. Case in point:
[15:42]siriaeve: now there's a headline
[15:43]aesc: *snort!*
[15:43]aesc: it's a remote controlled penis helicopter!
[15:43]aesc: I was thinking someone had just *thrown* it at him, but this is even better
[15:44]siriaeve: John Sheppard has one, y/y?
[15:44]aesc: YES
[15:44]aesc: I was JUST about to say that :D
[15:44]aesc: John TOTALLY has one
[15:44]siriaeve: great minds \o/
[15:44]aesc: he flies it around Rodney's lab and it drives Rodney up the wall
[15:45]siriaeve: hahahaha
[15:45]aesc: and Rodney is all "Colonel! Take your amazing helicopter penis SOMEWHERE ELSE" and waving his hands and becoming disturbingly red in the face
[15:45]siriaeve: heeeee
[15:46]aesc: and when he tries to swat it out of the air, John says, "now, Rodney, if you leave it alone, it'll leave *you* alone"
[15:47]siriaeve: and Rodney is sitting there at his desk, very very grumpy, arms folded with a remote controlled penis buzzing in circles over his head while radek bursts something internal laughing
[15:47]siriaeve: and then sam walks in
[15:48]aesc: and John says, "oh hi, Colonel," and quickly sets the penis to hover just behind Rodney's shoulder, and Sam looks at Rodney who is eyeing John murderously
[15:48]siriaeve: hahahahahah
[15:49]siriaeve: *fit of giggles*
[15:49]aesc: I bet John gets the remote controlled penis helicopter from the same place he gets the radioactive tie
[15:49]siriaeve: yis yis!
[15:50]aesc: and Rodney's new mission in life is to find this mysterious place and raze it to the ground and sow the earth around it with salt (figuratively)
[15:50]siriaeve: nothing good has ever come from the 70s, he's decided :|
[15:50]aesc: no, definitely not!
[15:52]siriaeve: polyester! flying penises! John Sheppard's sense of humour
[15:53]aesc: since, he figures, John's sense of humor stopped maturing in 1979 or so
[15:54]siriaeve: yis yis. and he is still glowering about it at dinner time
[15:57]aesc: and John elbows him and stuffs a forkload of spaghetti in his mouth says, "c'mon McKay, you *have* to admit, it was cool"
[15:57]siriaeve: "it," Rodney says with great dignity, "was a flying penis."
[15:58]aesc: "that's exactly my point." John looks at Rodney as though *Rodney's* the slow one and dumps more fake-parmesan on his pasta. "it's a *flying penis*"
[16:00]siriaeve: "it did seem like a remarkable feat of engineering," Teyla says as she sits down, and begins to eat her own meal. both Rodney and John turn to look at her, disturbed. she's pregnant. pregnant ladies should not find penises remarkable feats of engineering, no matter if they fly
[16:04]aesc: "my thoughts exactly," John says after he recovers. "I mean, you of all people should appreciate a remote-controlled flying penis, McKay." he pauses and offers Rodney the sweet leer that is calculated to infuriate anything with the last name McKay. "or... you know, I bet you're jealous you didn't think of it first."
[16:08]siriaeve: "oh clearly," Rodney says slowly, in a way which he is sure heightens his already impressive level of sarcasm, "i, a double doctorate with the responsibility of an entire alien city and its inhabitants on my shoulders, a recipient of more awards, accolades, and science fair trophies than you could even count, *i* am jealous of your ability to fly a remote controlled phallic symbol?"
[16:12]aesc: "sounds like it," Ronon says, and steals Rodney's garlic bread while Rodney gapes at him. Even Teyla smiles, and Rodney seriously contemplates turning the weight of his indignation on *her*, pregnant or not, but she's Teyla, so he glares at Sheppard again, Sheppard who is snickering into his sauce. "believe me, Sheppard, I could design a much, *much* better remote-controlled helicopter penis than that."
[16:13]siriaeve: "that a bet?" Sheppard says
[16:15]aesc: "it is," Rodney replies, and folds his arms over his chest.
Our conclusion: This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.
And as a reward, have some Brendan Dean. Why? Because he's awesome. And hot. And a dork.
.eta: One more, why not?
aesc and siriaeve a Saturday and news headlines, and nothing good will come of it. Case in point: [15:42]
siriaeve: now there's a headline[15:43]
aesc: *snort!*[15:43]
aesc: it's a remote controlled penis helicopter![15:43]
aesc: I was thinking someone had just *thrown* it at him, but this is even better[15:44]
siriaeve: John Sheppard has one, y/y?[15:44]
aesc: YES[15:44]
aesc: I was JUST about to say that :D[15:44]
aesc: John TOTALLY has one[15:44]
siriaeve: great minds \o/[15:44]
aesc: he flies it around Rodney's lab and it drives Rodney up the wall[15:45]
siriaeve: hahahaha[15:45]
aesc: and Rodney is all "Colonel! Take your amazing helicopter penis SOMEWHERE ELSE" and waving his hands and becoming disturbingly red in the face[15:45]
siriaeve: heeeee[15:46]
aesc: and when he tries to swat it out of the air, John says, "now, Rodney, if you leave it alone, it'll leave *you* alone"[15:47]
siriaeve: and Rodney is sitting there at his desk, very very grumpy, arms folded with a remote controlled penis buzzing in circles over his head while radek bursts something internal laughing[15:47]
siriaeve: and then sam walks in[15:48]
aesc: and John says, "oh hi, Colonel," and quickly sets the penis to hover just behind Rodney's shoulder, and Sam looks at Rodney who is eyeing John murderously[15:48]
siriaeve: hahahahahah[15:49]
siriaeve: *fit of giggles*[15:49]
aesc: I bet John gets the remote controlled penis helicopter from the same place he gets the radioactive tie[15:49]
siriaeve: yis yis![15:50]
aesc: and Rodney's new mission in life is to find this mysterious place and raze it to the ground and sow the earth around it with salt (figuratively)[15:50]
siriaeve: nothing good has ever come from the 70s, he's decided :|[15:50]
aesc: no, definitely not![15:52]
siriaeve: polyester! flying penises! John Sheppard's sense of humour [15:53]
aesc: since, he figures, John's sense of humor stopped maturing in 1979 or so[15:54]
siriaeve: yis yis. and he is still glowering about it at dinner time[15:57]
aesc: and John elbows him and stuffs a forkload of spaghetti in his mouth says, "c'mon McKay, you *have* to admit, it was cool"[15:57]
siriaeve: "it," Rodney says with great dignity, "was a flying penis."[15:58]
aesc: "that's exactly my point." John looks at Rodney as though *Rodney's* the slow one and dumps more fake-parmesan on his pasta. "it's a *flying penis*"[16:00]
siriaeve: "it did seem like a remarkable feat of engineering," Teyla says as she sits down, and begins to eat her own meal. both Rodney and John turn to look at her, disturbed. she's pregnant. pregnant ladies should not find penises remarkable feats of engineering, no matter if they fly[16:04]
aesc: "my thoughts exactly," John says after he recovers. "I mean, you of all people should appreciate a remote-controlled flying penis, McKay." he pauses and offers Rodney the sweet leer that is calculated to infuriate anything with the last name McKay. "or... you know, I bet you're jealous you didn't think of it first."[16:08]
siriaeve: "oh clearly," Rodney says slowly, in a way which he is sure heightens his already impressive level of sarcasm, "i, a double doctorate with the responsibility of an entire alien city and its inhabitants on my shoulders, a recipient of more awards, accolades, and science fair trophies than you could even count, *i* am jealous of your ability to fly a remote controlled phallic symbol?"[16:12]
aesc: "sounds like it," Ronon says, and steals Rodney's garlic bread while Rodney gapes at him. Even Teyla smiles, and Rodney seriously contemplates turning the weight of his indignation on *her*, pregnant or not, but she's Teyla, so he glares at Sheppard again, Sheppard who is snickering into his sauce. "believe me, Sheppard, I could design a much, *much* better remote-controlled helicopter penis than that."[16:13]
siriaeve: "that a bet?" Sheppard says[16:15]
aesc: "it is," Rodney replies, and folds his arms over his chest.Our conclusion: This cannot possibly lead anywhere good.
And as a reward, have some Brendan Dean. Why? Because he's awesome. And hot. And a dork.
.eta: One more, why not?
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The lesson here - do not challenge Rodney to a penis war. He will cut you.
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