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OMGWTF DAY
Seriously, today is OMGWTF Day.
I lost my keys (AGAIN! This is the second time this year) at a very large place where things are not easily found. Not only did I lose my keys, but 1.) my cell phone was dead, and 2.) my roommate is out of town, so even if I did have a functional cell phone, it would be pointless. Also, today it was about a billion degrees out.
Fortunately, after about an hour of waiting for a locksmith who never showed up (who would have shown up so I could pay him to see that my keys were, in fact, not in my car) I was able to borrow a cell phone to call a neighbor who got into our house, got the spare keys, and drove over to give them to me. I was as grateful as heatstroke (because I had to wait by my car, having no cell phone) allowed me to be under the circumstances.
Now I am sunburned and sticky, and I have a heat headache and cheese that is half-melted. I also have a goddamn huge river of pee in the kitchen (thank you, cowardly dog) and a chair with one arm completely savaged (FINN). I now hate Indiana, I hate this house, I hate summer, I found out today my committee has disintegrated and disappeared (oh, you're in England for the summer? THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME WTF), and I still don't have a bucket (the original point of the errand) because the store I went to did not have them and I couldn't make myself drive somewhere else to find one.
The only thing that will satisfy me right now is blood. I don't care whose it is, but I want it.
I lost my keys (AGAIN! This is the second time this year) at a very large place where things are not easily found. Not only did I lose my keys, but 1.) my cell phone was dead, and 2.) my roommate is out of town, so even if I did have a functional cell phone, it would be pointless. Also, today it was about a billion degrees out.
Fortunately, after about an hour of waiting for a locksmith who never showed up (who would have shown up so I could pay him to see that my keys were, in fact, not in my car) I was able to borrow a cell phone to call a neighbor who got into our house, got the spare keys, and drove over to give them to me. I was as grateful as heatstroke (because I had to wait by my car, having no cell phone) allowed me to be under the circumstances.
Now I am sunburned and sticky, and I have a heat headache and cheese that is half-melted. I also have a goddamn huge river of pee in the kitchen (thank you, cowardly dog) and a chair with one arm completely savaged (FINN). I now hate Indiana, I hate this house, I hate summer, I found out today my committee has disintegrated and disappeared (oh, you're in England for the summer? THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME WTF), and I still don't have a bucket (the original point of the errand) because the store I went to did not have them and I couldn't make myself drive somewhere else to find one.
The only thing that will satisfy me right now is blood. I don't care whose it is, but I want it.
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*jabs at them with knitting needles*
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