ohhhh my goodness, Joe

[aesc]

From Joe Mallozzi's blog, courtesy of tx_tart, though she was so overcome she didn't post these :> They are, coincidentally, cropped to avoid character spoilers, though in the second one you do learn how long Mystery Character's hair is. (It was unavoidable! I needed the hand!)

Clearly there is a god, because s/he got the roommate & guests out of the house for the evening.



ETA: Now there are four of them. (All cropped for spoilers.)











I, just... yeah. I'll be over here. Anyone care to join me?

Comments

[tex.livejournal.com]

lkjasdfjkl;sa. Still shaking.

asdfkljkwerj90

[fractalreality.livejournal.com]

I like the fact there are two spoiler characters, because speculation is rife in our house over who said second one is (wont post because, y'know, spoilers!)

But I was distracted by hot!Joe

[dogeared.livejournal.com]

ASD;FADSLFKASJL;ASKDFHA;SLDFK;ADFLASKFSD

*EXPIRES*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, yes, I am all aquiver.

asdl;kjkjf &c. &c.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

But I was distracted by hot!Joe

He is very distracting, isn't he?

[aesc.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES OH MY GOD he is too perfectly beautiful asdlkjf

[grammarwoman]

OK, I just about need a bib for those pictures. Definitely Droolworthy.

[fleurrochard]

OMG, HOW IS THAT MAN SO PRETTY AND HOT.

(The intent look in the first picture!
His hands in the second!
And, OMG, with the umbrella and his coffee and all SMILING and his NECK - *FLAIL*)

[fractalreality.livejournal.com]

I only just changed my desktop to glasses!joe.... *sigh*

He makes life so hard sometimes

[fleurrochard]

And I didn't see the fourth pictures? Why didn't I see the fourth picture? it's very seeworthy! His look! His frown! His HAIR (my god, his hair)!
*flails some more*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just added that! I have been adding a few because you can never have too much Joe in your journal.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

The intent look in the first picture!

OMG YES. I seriously died all over the place. Very messy, very horrible.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I had very good vegetable pasta that had to go back to the microwave because I needed some time to stare, then some more time to photoshop and post.

Now it's a bit overdone, but eh.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

He makes life so hard sometimes

But it's the good kind of hard :>

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

You know what, I'm just going to say it, that last pic, I swear I would do things to and for him and let him do things to me that may still be illegal in some states.

He churns my butter, butters my muffin, makes my blood flow and generally makes my panties combust.

There, I said it.*smile*

Oh and I'm also convinced he and JM are trying to kill us all.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

lasadjsakdjlafjdsadf.

adjsajdlaisailfjskdfja.

I am all overcome :>

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I swear I would do things to and for him and let him do things to me that may still be illegal in some states.

Oh my God, yes. He makes me want to do things I'd never admit to, oh, anyone, because it could get me in trouble.

Oh and I'm also convinced he and JM are trying to kill us all.

The way my heart has been going these past few months, I'm very sure of it. asdlkjf.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I am all overcome :>

Completely and totally undone, yes! asdlkjfohmygod

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

HE SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL :>

Seriously. Or come with a health warning.

asdlkjfohmygod indeed. With bonus asdkjlsfs.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Or come with a health warning.

Not, of course, that that would stop any of us from looking. I think it's the same sort of premise as cigarettes or alcohol: they're bad, but so so good people do them anyway.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

One of the things I love about these is that in a few you can see a few grey hairs in the midst of all the fabulous softness.

I may be spending hours examining his posture carefully, studying the long line of his torso.

And I have had a kink for men in expensive well-cut jackets paired with perfectly fit jeans for some time now, so to see Joe in them...

[aesc.livejournal.com]

One of the things I love about these is that in a few you can see a few grey hairs in the midst of all the fabulous softness.

yis yis! One of the great many things

I could stare at these all night, or at least, until the roommate & guests get home. And I may not stop even then.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

Not, of course, that that would stop any of us from looking.

Of course not! It's just a precaution for pregnant women, people with weak hearts and people who are prone to spontaneous orgasms when viewing pretty people.

Of course, it would just make him more attractive because people do things they shouldn't and he is definitely one of those things you shouldn't do, and yes, I'm aware that I could have worded that better :D

[summertea.livejournal.com]

ghg;lkjasdf

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i.

i think i broke something.

omg.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

i.

i think i broke something.

I can no longer feel my extremities. asdlkjfohgodyin