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ohhhh my goodness, Joe
From Joe Mallozzi's blog, courtesy of
tx_tart, though she was so overcome she didn't post these :> They are, coincidentally, cropped to avoid character spoilers, though in the second one you do learn how long Mystery Character's hair is. (It was unavoidable! I needed the hand!)
Clearly there is a god, because s/he got the roommate & guests out of the house for the evening.

ETA: Now there are four of them. (All cropped for spoilers.)




I, just... yeah. I'll be over here. Anyone care to join me?
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Clearly there is a god, because s/he got the roommate & guests out of the house for the evening.

ETA: Now there are four of them. (All cropped for spoilers.)




I, just... yeah. I'll be over here. Anyone care to join me?
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Of course not! It's just a precaution for pregnant women, people with weak hearts and people who are prone to spontaneous orgasms when viewing pretty people.
Of course, it would just make him more attractive because people do things they shouldn't and he is definitely one of those things you shouldn't do, and yes, I'm aware that I could have worded that better :D
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And I'm pretty sure he's one of those things you should do, if presented with the opportunity ;)
You know, like traveling abroad or climbing Everest or something.
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I would never decline that kind of offer :D
Although, if the opportunity were to arise, by the time I was coherent enough to say yes he'd have lost interest and gone off to look at the butterflys or something.
It could take years for me to get over the shame, and he'd have moved on
and marriedand I would be forced to wallow in self-pity for the rest of my life.D:
There's some late night melodrama for you.
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Hee! Do you need a fainting couch? :D
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:D
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Your lawyers would be proud of your preventative measures. Defib units too? My, you think of everything! I am proud of you, too.
*stares at Joe's pants some more*
I'm safe in the knowledge that if I do faint, you've got my rescue/reresuscitation in hand.