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aesc ([personal profile] aesc) wrote2008-05-14 01:44 pm

the insidiousness of fandom

First, new layout omg!!1! Go see eet!

Have you ever gotten to the point in your fannish obsession that a character's name is inextricably linked with that character and that character only, and the appearance of that name elsewhere is cause for much cognitive dissonance? I recently ran across a book of essays published in honor of RODNEY Hilton, a medieval historian; my first reaction was, "oh, poor John," because this collection was put together after RODNEY Hilton died, and then "but Rodney's a physicist, he would never ever be a medieval historian."

Then, of course, I started thinking about archaeologist!Rodney and some universe where Rodney is a linguist who specializes in cryptolinguistics and scripts like Proto-Elamite or VinĨa. And John would be involved somehow, either as someone who sponsors Rodney's work, or maybe wants to steal it. And have sex with Rodney.

*considers*

I don't want to do any more work today :(

[identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I just... I... It was all faintly theoretical until I read that, and then boom! There it was--a very, very concrete sort of thing, just over my right shoulder, with the soft cadences and the lilt and the... My god. I think my classics degree needs a warning label.

ETA: And if I think of Rodney doing this, I -- No. No, I need my brain, and I'm already going to several sorts of special hell thanks to this whole scenario as it is.
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[identity profile] ainsley.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize that the special hell is the one in which stuff like that (Rodney whispering Catullus in your ear) happens ALL THE TIME, right?

[identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that brain I said I needed? I'm sending you the bill for the new one.
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[identity profile] ainsley.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What is your preferred form of payment?