Three ficlets, because I am too pathetically lazy to post them all separately and also, I don't want to spam the flist. None of them are related in the least, except for the fact two were written in YM (thank you, as always, to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sheafrotherdon and dogeared for their indulgence) and the Iowa apocrypha was written as a tribute to Cate's lingering malaise :> Also, none of them have titles because, well, I honestly couldn't think of anything.
Arranged in order of smuttiness. More things in life should be arranged that way *sigh*.
A Farm in Iowa: future!apocrypha (100% G) John/Rodney, ~700 words
( In which John contemplates the merits of an infant-sized hazmat suit )
Tickling! (PG/PG13; 100% odd humor) John/Rodney, ~ 1500 words
( In which John pays the penalty for not listening to Rodney's Dire Warnings )
More of the Leather Jacket (100% self-indulgent porn) John/Rodney, ~1900 words
FOR REFERENCE
( in which John gets caught )
In vaguely related news, those of you who have read the commentaries on Se Narsaugir and the Cash Poem and want to know more about some of the terminology the author uses to discuss the texts, it occurred to me that it might be helpful to provide you with a quick explanation of terms in the form of a .doc file.
sheafrotherdon and dogeared for their indulgence) and the Iowa apocrypha was written as a tribute to Cate's lingering malaise :> Also, none of them have titles because, well, I honestly couldn't think of anything.Arranged in order of smuttiness. More things in life should be arranged that way *sigh*.
A Farm in Iowa: future!apocrypha (100% G) John/Rodney, ~700 words
( In which John contemplates the merits of an infant-sized hazmat suit )
Tickling! (PG/PG13; 100% odd humor) John/Rodney, ~ 1500 words
( In which John pays the penalty for not listening to Rodney's Dire Warnings )
More of the Leather Jacket (100% self-indulgent porn) John/Rodney, ~1900 words
FOR REFERENCE
( in which John gets caught )
In vaguely related news, those of you who have read the commentaries on Se Narsaugir and the Cash Poem and want to know more about some of the terminology the author uses to discuss the texts, it occurred to me that it might be helpful to provide you with a quick explanation of terms in the form of a .doc file.
