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I've now entered the useless phase of the paper high. Twenty-two pages on one paper and it's still not done, though I desperately desperately want it to be. Feh.

So, I shall take a break and answer the five things meme from the other day. Featuring SGA, SPN, and WaT.

For dogeared: "Five (mis)adventures John and Rodney had at the cabin in Maine." ( bats! moose! blizzards! )

For flyakate: "Five times Sam was proud to be a Winchester." ( chronology )

ETA: And "Five Times John and Rodney Have a Moment Not Precipitated by Near Death and/or Hypoglycemia." ( no near death or low blood sugar )

For mardia and smeggin_amyk: "Five Ways Martin Plans To Kill Elena, And How Victor Helps." ( clowns and mad scientists )

And for mardia: "Five People That Fell For Rodney McKay Without Him Figuring It Out." ( mind/body; dualism )

In other news: A WEEK LEFT OF CLASS OH MY GOD. *fallover*

Speaking of being slow on the uptake, is there a sort of clearing house for challenge announcements? Because the first I heard of the MASSIVELY HUGE remix challenge was when everything was released, and the same is true with a lot of other things (like the R/T thing-a-thon), and I feel very stupid, slow, and out of the loop. But then, this is not new. *is very leaden*

Because I am too extravagantly lazy to do two separate posts, drabbles and icons both this time around.

Part I: drabbles! Actually, a lot of them are slightly over 100 words so they are technically not drabbles... My brevity seems to have left me.

Mass disclaimer: Absolutely none of the characters below belong to me.
Warnings: Nothing horrifying or graphic follows. Warning for first-timer in writing House-fic.

House:
For nekosmuse: House & Wilson in a retirement home. ( Past Times )


LotR:
For faramir_boromir: Boromir, Faramir (Denethor POV). ( Lairë )


M7:
For ribby: Chris/Vin. ( Easy, Like )


SGA:
For bornofchaos: McKay/Sheppard, bad dreams & comfort. ( Riding the Mare )
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For mardia: McKay/Sheppard, with jealous!Sheppard.( Misdirected )
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For tanzy, who is evil and gave me an idea for a long story: Ronon/Teyla. ( Forest )
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For twincy: McKay/Sheppard, 'flicker.' ( The Quiet )


WaT:
For smeggin_amyk: D/M (ref. to "Off the Tracks"). ( La Familia )

Title: Displacement
By: HF
Email: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M
Rating/Warnings: PG13/Rish for naughty words, vaguely humorous.
Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine.
Advertisements: Eyefucking. UST. New Tech Guy POV. Coincidentally for wordclaim50 challenge #12, "humor," though it was written mostly because stillane thought it would be a great idea.

Notes: Some time ago, stillane and I noticed that New Tech Guy (who does have an actual name) was the target of Danny and Martin's displaced UST, and stillane suggested a fic should be written about it.

( Displacement )

Title: The Technology
By: HF
Emai: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M
Rating/Warning: PG/PG13-ish.
Disclaimer: Without a Trace belongs to CBS &c. And the fangirls were sore aggrieved. Now & Again belongs to CBS too. This also grieved the fangirls sorely.
Advertisements: Crossover with Now and Again.
Previous chapters: 01 (with all pertinent notes); 02; 03; 04

Notes: I'm so sorry this took as long as it did... I realized about halfway through the chapter that there were some important things that needed resolution and I had no idea how to resolve them. Grah.

( You should know that our time together is coming to an end )


In other news: For some reason, random keys on my keyboard are refusing to function. First it was 'P', which I managed to fix, and now it's my backspace key. I can't live without my backspace key. *grrrs*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to finish some work and to continue worrying about tonight's ep.

Title: The Technology
By: HF
Email: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M
Rating/Warning: PG/PG13-ish. Strange, possibly crackfic.
Disclaimer: Without a Trace belongs to CBS &c. And the fangirls were sore aggrieved. Now & Again belongs to CBS too. This also grieved the fangirls sorely.
Advertisements: Crossover with Now and Again.
Previous chapters: 01 (with all pertinent notes); 02

Notes: I'll probably need a fifth chapter to finish this, as there's a couple things that cropped up unexpectedly during the course of writing... And apologies for the delay in posting. Got derailed by the angst train that was 4.12.

( It’s all a question of priorities, Mr. Fitzgerald. )

Title: The Technology
By: HF
Emai: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M
Rating/Warning: PG/PG13-ish. Strange, possibly crackfic.
Disclaimer: Without a Trace belongs to CBS &c. And the fangirls were sore aggrieved. Now & Again belongs to CBS too. This also grieved the fangirls sorely.
Advertisements: Crossover with Now and Again. Title is a reference to The Six Million Dollar Man. You know, "We can rebuild him. We have the technology."
Challenge stuff: for wordclaim50, #23 (Crossover). My word is "find."

What you need to know to read this fic:
-Michael Wiseman is a former insurance exec who died under strange, vaguely drunken circumstances and whose brain was transplanted into the body of a genetically-engineered man (courtesy of Dr. Theodore Morris). He now lives a life of both high adventure and incredible boredom, as the whole "super-soldier" thing is very Confidential.
-Theodore Morris likes show tunes, science, and sarcasm. He and Rodney McKay would be cute together.
-Martin Fitzgerald and Michael Newman look an awful lot alike. It's scary how much alike.

Notes: I started this fic ages ago. Like, way way back--before S3 ended, even before I started working on the "A Long Time Coming" universe (which has since taken over my brain), but the story never really came together in any meaningful sense until now. It's still a bit wavery, but I hope that having it out in the world will inspire it (and me) to bring things together.

Seeing as it's been eons since I've seen N&A, I'm going almost entirely on memory. Just to let you know. And a quick bit of trivia: the first fanfic I ever wrote was for N&A. Crazy, huh?

( Pretty fly for a white guy )

You'd think a short crackfic would be easy, but no. *eyeroll*

Below are a whole bunch of drabbles I wrote in response to prompts provided by various denizens of my flist, and I post them here for mass entertainment. Before continuing, I should warn you SG:A-type people that this is the first time ever that I've written SG:A-type things; to make matters worse, I've not read much fanfic and I'm behind on episodes--so the quality may be questionable at best. Also, I should probably provide a disclaimer for all of the following.

Mass disclaimer:
Lord of the Rings belongs to the Tolkien Estate and New Line, not me.
The Magnificent Seven belongs to MGM &c., not me.
Stargate: Atlantis belongs to SciFi &c., not me.
Without a Trace belongs to CBS &c., not me.

Spoilers are noted in the description, as are pertinent ratings/warnings and pairings.

And there you have it. Now, on with the drabbles, arranged by fandom:

LotR

For mrkinch, who desired "rings, bright light, [and] pretty words": ( The Gates: Gimli & Legolas [if you wish to slash, feel free], G )


M7

For moosesal, who besought a drabble starring Vin, Ezra, and a wager of some sort: ( Monosyllable: Ezra & Vin, PG )


SGA

For mardia_, who wanted fluffy Rodney/John with Rodney freaking out over something: ( Last Things: McShep [vaguely], PG )



For lillyjk, who petitioned for jealous!Shep and Rodney as the object of someone's flirtation: ( Further on down the Road: McShep [sort of], PG )


For verstehen, who wished to see a drabble with the prompt "We were military in the past. Never did I think we might be again": ( Quondam: OC [gen], PG )


WaT

For frogy, who humbly requested Danny/Martin, with friends outside of work or lack thereof: ( Just Friends: D/M, PG; reference to 4.07 'The Innocents' )



For le_mot_mo, who prayed for Danny/Martin, NC17, with the prompt "The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body": ( What It Is: D/M, NC17 )



For lachli, who yearned for post-"Off the Tracks" (3.21) with Danny musing on the delights of forceful!Martin: ( Ends and Means: D/M , R; post-ep )



Addendum

For tanzy, who lobbied for D/M and the following quotation as a prompt: "We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?" (Ray Bradbury): ( Something Real: D/M, PG )

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Whew! That was fun :) Am out of town for a bit, but when I get back, I might do this again. Drabbles... they are so seductive.

Title: It's Alive
By: HF
Email: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M. In a strange and disturbing way.
Ratings/Warnings: PG13-ish?
Disclaimer: Without a Trace belongs to other people. Alas.
Advertisements: crack!fic written for nekosmuse's International Manny Month Challenge.
Previous parts: 01; 02; 03

Notes: Apologies for the delay between posts. It's been one thing or another here for the past week... and will continue to be for the next month and a half :/ Feh.

( Vivian Johnson was suspicious. )

Now, as lovely as this evening has been (thank you, Neko), I'm going to sign off and maybe go to bed. Am so very tired. *collapse*

Title: It's Alive
By: HF
Email: aesc36 @gmail.com
Pairing: D/M. In a strange and disturbing way.
Ratings/Warnings: PG13-ish?
Disclaimer: Without a Trace belongs to other people. Alas.
Advertisements: crack!fic written for nekosmuse's International Manny Month Challenge.
Previous parts: 01

Notes: And somehow, between the stuff I scribbled in a notebook and the computer, this fic got much longer. I'm so sad.

( Just a headache. Just a nightmare. Just someone else’s very bad drug trip. )

Post-fic notes that have nothing to do with WaT: Can I just say... Oh my God Brokeback Mountain? *explodes with the cowboy love*