.meme and crackish ficlet: If Wishes Were Fishcats - John/Rodneyish (PG)

1. Totally stolen from telesilla and slian_martreb: The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess. [links to various fics are in tags or linked from here]

2. Apparently there's been something like crack in the air, because amberlynne and I were talking about this very thing today, and crack combined with my very great desire not to do work produced this.

aesc: One of these days, maybe when I'm drunk, I'm going to post a totally random summary there and see if someone finds a link for a story matching it.*

I would not be surprised at all if someone did.

amberlynne: There was this blue fish/cat thing that granted wishes on planet where clouds were purple and John wanted Rodney to be a backpack but John really wanted him to be a purse so they compromised and Rodney was a messenger bag and John got to be on American Idol with that one French guy and Ralph from Happy Days.

... yes. And then there's this. Mercifully short (~880 words); vaguely John/Rodney, but in a disturbing way

( 'I have never seen the fishcat myself, but according to the people of MX1-458, who got it from MX3-144, who learned of it from MX3-90210, it has the property of granting one wish to those who ask it.' )

*= I would never actually do this, even if drunk. I'm nowhere near coordinated enough to manage the keyboard and mouse, much less post anything.