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.picspam: slinky!John

While tossing together an icon salad and musing over a recent conversation with

chebonne, I realized that I have a large amount of slinky!John lying around my hard drive. In the spirit of preschool, I thought I'd share. This is my first-ever picspam, I do believe, so I hope you likes it.

As to content, there's nothing particularly spoilery, just lots of black-shirted slinkyness.

What is slinkyness, you ask?

THIS IS SLINKYNESS

This, for example. I'm a bit mad for this screencap, as my current icon attests. The line of his torso? Rodney would write an ode in equations to it. *pervs quietly in her corner*

In action.

Anatomy of a slinky take on the standard slouch-in-chair maneuver. See the first cap above for the preliminaries.

Variations on the above.

Very nice coming.

And going.

Side view.

And one for the road, courtesy of

chebonne.

There's lots more where these came from, but I wanted to share the best of the best, and stuff that was already prepped for icon work. There may be a slinky!John theme coming up soon.

eta: another cap added! Yay for slinky leaning and obsessive fellow fangirls.

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gaaaaah.

i would be gleeful for any sheppard/mckay picspam, but this one just pushes so many of my buttons, i'm a little shocked at myself. it's the hips and the *handmotion* torso, sprawling--THING. and. GUH.

*die*

i'm a little shocked at myself.

*sigh* Cropping these took forever (a good forever) because I kept having to stop to de-drool my keyboard. *is pathetic*

GUH. *dead*

I love his torso. Really. This is just the most fantastic picspam ever.

GUH. *dead*

Yes. Yes, exactly so. *wibble*

It's his neck on the second to last picture that positively kills me!

It's his neck on the second to last picture that positively kills me!

*wibble* Seriously, it's not fair. NOT FAIR.

Oh, God. I love you. AND JOHN; he's just akldfaklasdjföjasd!!!!!!!!!

Hee! *loves!*

Oh, the skateboard. I - nnggg.
Thank you.

Oh, the skateboard. I - nnggg.

Yes, precisely so :D

*insert incoherent happy noises here*

askjlfl;asfkl!!!

Oooh! I LOVE his slink. I think possibly the best example was the golf swing. How many times have I watched that? Gah so beautiful *rests chin on hands and stares for a while longer*

I think possibly the best example was the golf swing.

*brainmelt just thinking about it*

*g* Oh please teacher, educate me some more on the slinkyniss of John Sheppard. I still don't quite understand. I need more data and information. ;o)

That man is simply gorgeous. *guh*

That man is simply gorgeous.

Oh, so very true. He's the single best argument for human cloning. *le sigh*

Oh, these are hot. I don't know why but the cap from The Game is strangely enticing. I think it's because I don't see the back of his neck too often. XD It reminds me of geisha and how they believe leaving the back of their necks bare of makeup is alluring. I can see how it can be true. Yes. Very. :D

think it's because I don't see the back of his neck too often. XD It reminds me of geisha and how they believe leaving the back of their necks bare of makeup is alluring.

Oh my God, geisha-equivalent!John. *wibble* Something needs to be done about this.

Re: Haha! John = geisha.

mutuol.livejournal.com - 2007-05-16 10:51 (UTC) - Expand

Awesome! I love it when John is bending and slouching all over the place!

I love it when John is bending and slouching all over the place!

It's so great! That torso was made for slouching :D

Ooooh, pretty.

Isn't he just? :D

This is where Sheppard-gets-turned-into-or-is-actually-a-cat fic comes from - because look at that slink. Yum - thanks for the picspam, lovely!

because look at that slink.

Hee! Though I prefer the human version of the slink ;D

YES HIS LINES.

I need someone to like take a picture of him and Milo V. on a bed together. It would be the greatest thing in the history of the world.

YES HIS LINES.

It kind of brings to mind Hogarth's theory of the line of beauty, which predates the "slink = hot" theory of hotness *g*

The line of his torso? Rodney would write an ode in equations to it.

UM, YES.

*froths*

*froths*

I know! I'm like a damn cappucino over here.

*sighs*

Loveliest torso ever! Thank you for the slink!

You are most welcome! Jf provides it, I just pass it on :D

I'll just be over here in my corner with my pervy thoughts......

I'll just be over here in my corner

Hee! I've been in mine for a while :D

*Squeak*

Niicccceeeeee!

Thanks for the picspam!

Smee! You're quite welcome :D

thanks for that!

You are most welcome! :D

I love this. I am bathed in drool. *goes cross-eyed* Oh, noodle!John.

Where is the gay-John-mannequin picture from??

Where is the gay-John-mannequin picture from??

From "Duet," I think. It's when Ronon is kicking the marines' collective asses :D

Nghghhghhhghhhh.

In-deed :D

LOL! He's a Lieutenent Colonel and he can't even stand up straight...but since he's so hot, I don't care! :P

Thank you!

He's a Lieutenent Colonel and he can't even stand up straight...but since he's so hot, I don't care!

I bet that's what all his superiors say, too XD

Caldwell: Eh, he can't stand up straight. He's hot anyway.
O'Neill: Ditto.
Landry: Yeah.
Hammond: Mmm-hm.
Carter: Oh, yes.
Rodney: Keep your hands and eyes off my boyfriend.

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agentcat47.livejournal.com - 2007-05-18 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

*fans self* Is having very naughty thoughts.....thank you :)

Is having very naughty thoughts.....thank you :)

You are most welcome :)

*loses ability for coherent speech*

Ew. There's drool all over my keyboard...

Ew. There's drool all over my keyboard...

Yes, well, I'm not buying you a new one ;)

He is never more slinky than when he's wearing the black t-shirt of teh sex..NEVER. *smile* and *guh*

He is never more slinky than when he's wearing the black t-shirt of teh sex

I thank God a little every day for that black zip-up. What a wonderful world this is.

Oh my. These pictures certainly highlights a certain *ahem* 'asset' of his don't they? :D

Can i just ask, where did you get the screencap for the pic that's titled "so does Rodney" and the one where he's sitting with his legs up in jeans?

These pictures certainly highlights a certain *ahem* 'asset' of his don't they?

*innocent whistle*

the screencap for the pic that's titled "so does Rodney"

I know it's a S3 cap, but I honestly can't remember which one. Either "Echoes" or "The Game," I think. (Come to think of it, it's probably "The Game.")

and the one where he's sitting with his legs up in jeans?

That's from gateworld.net's collection of episode shots for "The Game" :D

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