.totally unscientific poll: How old am I?

sheafrotherdon and I were talking about how we develop a sort of "LJ age" for people we encounter online, and how sometimes that age is nowhere near the actual physical age of the person behind the LJ name. Sometimes it's amusing to find that someone has totally defied your expectations of how a person of a given age would/should/usually behaves.

So, POLL:

( HOW OLD IS AESC, DO YOU THINK? )

Also, I invite you to behold the adorable narwhal icon.

Oh oh, and a further point of inquiry, because I saw this going around and forgot to ask: If you saw me riding by in the back of a police car, what do you think I would have been arrested for?